5.03.2006

Kissing Cousins . . . er....Something Like That

So you are a 30 something year old woman who decides to have sex with your 14 year old stepson. Let's complicate matters and have the woman get pregnant and give birth. With all of the "hot teachers" in the news these days, what type of sentence do you think she would get in Tyler, Texas? The range is a maximum of 20 years and a minimum of probation. Let's have her represented by famous East Texas lawyer "Scrappy" Holmes. Answer.

5 comments:

Mary Mack said...

Wow. I'm shocked her fellow East Texans were offended by this. I thought this sort of thing went on all the time out there.

So, this is all a result of the "abused" child who is now 22 and was so "hurt" by all this he needed to seek monetary damages? I guess he would have used the money to seek counseling.

I definitely think the woman is in the wrong, but 20 years seems a little harsh.

Anonymous said...

No, sex with animals is the norm in East Texas. I like to think of East Texas not so much as part of Texas, but as "West Louisiana."

Inbreeding is a West Texas (and Wise County) thing. Just look at all the retards around here. Amazing how they can make it into adulthood and nobody notices.

mzchief said...

Trust me, PLENTY of people notice! Some of us have enough compassion not to point and laugh out loud! *GiGGLeS*

Anonymous said...

Wow! We'll see this on the next Jerry Springer show!

Anonymous said...

You can"t take astick and beat the EAST Texas out of people!Stupid!