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6.12.2012

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts



  • Arrests have been made in the "82 year old bound and gagged" case.  Still getting details.
  • That was a heck of a lightning storm.
  • That Lockheed Martin strike is in its eighth week. That's a pretty long time for a strike, and it doesn't seem to be getting a lot of press.
  • Photo of gay couple's car vandalized in Arlington. (Facebook.)  Good grief.
  • I DVR'd the Baylor/Arkansas game last night and was about 45 minutes behind as I watched it. As the recorded version ended, the score was 0-0 heading into the 10th. Ugh. But maybe I didn't want to see the Razorbacks eventually win 1-0.
  • A friend told me he was getting divorced after about 25 years of marriage. Kids are raised and are doing fine.  Maybe I'm wrong, but you can almost call that a successful marriage can't you? I mean, it probably lasted 80%-90% longer than most. 
  • "Sam Drucker" has died. (There are probably more people who don't know who that is than do.)
  • I'm interested in seeing who this is: A guy driving a Mercedes on the George Bush Tollway in Richardson last night causes a fatal accident and then runs away on foot. He is caught about a mile away. 
  • Mrs. LL has discovered that every episode of The Office in syndication is missing about five minutes of content because of increased commercials. Now she's going back on Netflix to find out what she missed. (She's obsessed.) Remember when I said I never saw a re-run of Dwight dressed up as The Joker? That's why. It was cut.
  • Two 40 somethings acted like it was Mardi Gras on a Monday afternoon on a Missouri golf course. 
  • I never saw a complete episode of Dallas.


42 comments:

Andrew Kuppinger said...

I have never seen 5 minutes of Dallas and won't start now.

Anonymous said...

A paradox:

I look at the Random Thoughts Girl and suddenly I have no thoughts at all. Just a warm, happy feeling.

Anonymous said...

Sam Drucker from Ptticoat Junction

Anonymous said...

Kind of Hot looking 40 somethings...

Anonymous said...

10

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
3.4 out of 5
Not bad to barbie for me.

RPM said...

Sam Drucker. That's a name I haven't heard in years. I assumed he passed away years ago.

Anonymous said...

The first five years of the original Dallas were excellent. Later on, the show got cheesy, but I always loved J.R.

The new show is getting great reviews, and I can't wait to see it tomorrow night.

The Jackal

John Holmes' Ghost said...

Wow, that randy girl today is hot. It's been a while since you've had a honey on there that is a total package. I must say i salute you sir and My pringle's can salute her!

Triple Fake... said...

Sam Drucker was the perfect sitcom character foil - sensible yet nonsensical at the same time. The bit he did never varied, and he could set any customer (except Arnold) who wandered into his store/court/station/post office to sputtering and chasing their own tails.
I bet they have to ship the remains over to Pixley. Sam was probably Hooterville's undertaker, as well

Anonymous said...

Arnold Ziffle is in mourning. Or sausage casings.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Unions are dying a slow death caused by their own greed and immoral actions. The United States will be a much better place without them too. There are plenty of agencies that protect employees outside of unions.

Anonymous said...

I would like to sip sweet nectar from her golden cup.

Deputy Dawg said...

Shouldn't you have posted pictures of the offending body parts? Of course it would only be for purposes of identification and investigation.

Anonymous said...

Yes Skippy, If you want to call a marriage that ends in failure a success, then you have that God given right. SHEESH

Anonymous said...

Why do lesbians always buy Subarus?

Anonymous said...

The complaint that brought the cops to the golf course was for women exposing their sexual organs?

I'm pretty sure breasts aren't sexual organs. I'm not even sure they're considered organs. Glands maybe.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe it is against the law for women to show there melons in Texas. I certainly wouldn't think it would be in Missouri.

Anonymous said...

Why do Lebanese always have to advertise on their cars that they are Lebanese?

Triple Fake... said...

you'd think the vehicle of choice would be Volvo, right?

Anonymous said...

The fatal accident cause by 22 yr. old. Matthew Arbanas. His father reported that car stolen before the accident.

There are 2 Matthew Arbanas on FB. The one from Denton has some interesting basic information written.

About Matthew drugs,parties,free food,free beer

i got this facebook so i could rsvp for sxsw events otherwise this website is so cool

Bubba said...

Shame on the spray-painting hooligans, but you have to wonder if the lesbians didn't place the "stick figures" (with the two chicks, the child and the dog) on the back of their car prematurely. Arlington is not Austin, after all.

Am I blaming the victims? Is this the same as blaming a rape victim for wearing short skirts? Maybe.

Anonymous said...

Why do Lebanese always have to advertise that they are Lebanese?

Anonymous said...

you'd think their car of choice would be a Vulva, right?

Anonymous said...

Federal agencies that protect workers? LOL!

Anonymous said...

No comments on what constitutes a "successful" marriage? Call me crazy, but I'd suggest a "successful" marriage is one in which the vows are never broken.

If one vows "until death," then anything less is failure.

Now, if one vows "until death, or until we decide otherwise..." well, that's a different story.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'm wrong, but you can almost call that a successful marriage can't you?

If Mrs. LL didn't ask you how long you expected y'all's marriage to last before it's considered a success, she's off her game.

Why do lesbians always buy Subarus?

Because the stick shifts are more... comfortable.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Do you have any proof they do not protect workers, 11:52?

Anonymous said...

Are Lesbeans also Lebaneses or somethin?

Anonymous said...

Photo of gay couple's car vandalized in Arlington. (Facebook.) Good grief.

I smell a rat on this story BG, Kinda like the Plano kidnap girl! I think this might be an inside job to draw attention.

Anonymous said...

Fake kidnap girl was FRISCO..
There has been no update on the investigation. It seems it was allowed to go away quietly.

Anonymous said...

The RT girl sure has a funny buldge in her bottoms. Hmmmmm. I think everyone on here has been calling a tranny hot.

Anonymous said...

A divorce after children are grown and gone most of the time means the marriage was in trouble for years and years before. The couple stayed together ONLY for the children. Marriage is between a man and a woman. Children are considered a blessing to the marriage.

What you wrote about your acquaintance's divorce made me sad.

Anonymous said...

1:40 Thanks for the correction, but I still smell a rat. I guess a better comparison would be the antique shop arson.

Anonymous said...

Sure wish we were replacing Oblamo with Allen West.

Anonymous said...

Children a blessing to a marriage...I think not...just a cross to bear.

Anonymous said...

You have to be a pretty fanatical golfer to object to the distraction of exposed hooters on the course. Really fanatical.

DF Julius Boros

Anonymous said...

I have no issues with ladies on the golf course, as long as they play topless.

Double Fake Detroit Guy from Mars

Anonymous said...

12:23. The Decatur Glass factory comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

The Supreme Court has turned down the birther case.

I am a happy man.

Double Fake Barry Obama, native Ken...uh... Hawaiian.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe our Band Director bailed on us at DHS.
Man!

Anonymous said...

A "successful marriage" is one that lasts until "death do they part."
It is one that their children can always "come home to mom and dad's house" and NOT to either mom's house or to dad's house. It is one where the kids' kids can enjoy visiting grandma and grandad's house! (You know, the place where the family gathers each year?)
A successful marriage ends when man and wife live, love, grow old, and are buried together -- so the kids, grandkids, etc can visit the graves of the Man and Woman who beget them all....