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6.15.2012

Remember This From Earlier This Week?


Well, today comes this . . .


Can't trust anyone, can you?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

No you can't. And, I don't.

Anonymous said...

Wait...why was that guy being arraigned?

Anonymous said...

I'm from the Texas hill country and my family and I are relocating to north ft worth. We are looking for a clean place north of town. We've found a place in "Newark" but haven't been up there to look around. Any information about the area would be appreciated. School system, roads, people etc...

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he'll put that in his memoirs.

Anonymous said...

1:26, Uh, really, are you like really asking that question? I'll just put it this way... if a short bus loaded with down syndrome kids crashed into a van loaded with prison escapees and both careened into a ditch filled with toxic sludge and howler monkeys, and through the miracles of mutant retardism a new species was formed, and a town was built by these criminal mutant retard howling monkey people, I would move there before I would ever move to Newark.

Anonymous said...

@1:50 whoa. Ok. Um... so look elswhere, I guess.

Anonymous said...

2:29 Unless your partial to meth labs and toothlessness, I'd look elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Look eleswhere is right! Don't leave the Hill Country! You will never find a better place to live than the Hill Country! Wish I could trade houses with you and leave Wise County.

Anonymous said...

I think our new town sounds interesting. Just don't let DF Dead Charlton Heston move here. Too human.

DF Howler Monkey

Anonymous said...

1:26 - The zip code for Newark is 76071. Do a "Basic Zip Code Search" at zipwho.com and you'll find some information that might be useful to you. Example data for Newark:

Median income: $40,909
Owner occupied homes: 79.1%
College degree: 7.8%
Professional: 22.3%

What is prompting a move from the Hill Country? Stay there, if you can!

Anonymous said...

2:56

I wish you would go, too.

Anonymous said...

Newark is only surpassed by Bowie in it's splendidness of living quality.

Anonymous said...

1:50, 2:53 and 2:56. Thanks for steering that fellow right. Who in their right mind would want to leave the Hill country for Newark? Unless of course they won't let you keep your trailer in the hill country anymore.

Anonymous said...

Dude! If you have a place in the Texas Hill country and you want to relocate to Newark, then you need to piss into a cup my friend because you are definitely on drugs! If you think meth, lynyrd skynrd, 1977 pontiacs, and being the kid with the moped in the trailer park makes you cool, then come on down. The only culture is the loves truck stop and lot lizards a few miles away.

Anonymous said...

Do NOT even think about moving anywhere near the Newark/Rhome area!!!!

Unless you like CRANK

Anonymous said...

Newark is the Newark NJ of Wise County, and it is right next to Rhome, which is kind of like a redneck Detroit.

Anonymous said...

Screw the zip dot com BS, just ask any WC deputy about the Newark and Rhome corridor.

Anonymous said...

1:26- I am college educated and live in Rhome. There are bad parts of Newark and Rhome just like ANYWHERE else. People in WC really like to bag on Fhome and Newark because apparently Decatur, Bridgeport and Paradise are only full of high class white folk who would NEVER do meth. Actually, I went to college in Austin, and I would try not to move up here from there if I could, but of you have to, Ellis Homestead in Rhome is nice and so is Autora Vista in Newark. I'd love to compare my house I Rhome to any jackwagon's house talking smack about it here. Good luck with your move!! Pa I made a typo and I know it. I can't fix it for some reason. It must be bc I live in Rhome ;) silly wise county rednecks! Get over yourselves! We all live in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

5:51, LOL! If you took Geography at UT, please get a refund, because Aurora Vista is in Aurora ( Hence the name college boy) and NOT in Newark. I bet that house is all you have to compare to make yourself feel better. There are people in the area that have small frame houses that aren't in a subdivision with more acres than you'd ever afford that will sell their property to a Pilot truck stop, and turn your McMansion into a 100 grand POS place next to a parking lot where Billy Bob is boning some hooker after a long haul, and all you can do about it is go complain to a council member who finally got elected or appointed after X number of times trying, and who is over 30 years old and still lives at home with their parents!
Stay classy Rhome Rockerfeller

Anonymous said...

5:51 AM just reeks of Jethro Bodine educational excellence.

Anonymous said...

2:21 - I think 5:51 was trying to make the point (albeit poorly) that there are a-holes everywhere. You stepped right in and illustrated that point. Great job!

Anonymous said...

6:13 is the one who follows the fool.