blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: The Greatest Robber Beat Down In The History Of Ever

6.11.2012

The Greatest Robber Beat Down In The History Of Ever


If you don't mind looking at a guy's bare butt*, you've got to see this video.

_____
* Joke series begins in three, two . . .

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor robber.. Hell what is that French

Anonymous said...

Stand your ground. Pull his pants down and pound the tar out of the dude. or as we would do : shoot him often..

Bacon said...

The best part is when that little lady was kicking the s^%t out of the robbers head.

Anonymous said...

If Obammy had two sons.......

Anonymous said...

Somebody needs to go back to robber school.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Loved. Every. Second. Of. It!!!

Anonymous said...

Thinking it would've been great if store owner shoved pepper spray up the robbers butt and pulled the trigger.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't tell but I bet this was a White guy.

Anonymous said...

obamma would put a big freakn halt to that sh*t !!!!
prolly happend cuz of W bush .

Anonymous said...

I admire the clerk's pursuit of justass in this incident.

Anonymous said...

Vous voulez mon argent? Vous voulez mon argent? Je vais vous montrer ce qui se passe pour les personnes qui tentent de me voler. Le spray au poivre. Comment avez-vous comme ça? Puis je tire votre pantalon et vous donner la fessée comme le sale gosse que vous êtes. Puis ma femme va vous botter dans la tête. Alors les genoux vous dans le visage. Alors je vais vous battre pour l'adulte et de vous traiter comme le punk nez snot peu que vous soyez.

Alors .... je vais me laver les mains.

Double Fake Jean Claude Van Damme

Anonymous said...

I can hear it now--"Now my daughter's gonna beat the sh*t outta you!" (Little girl's voice in background saying, "Take that--and that--and that!")

Anonymous said...

I tried to watch the video but the action was in French so I didn't understand what was happening.

Sean Elliott's Dirty Dead Kidney said...

Unfortunately for the clerk, Canada doesn't have a Castle Doctrine. He could find himself in some Deep Poutine with the Crown. Now, if this had happened in Manitoba, Saskatchewan or Alberta, the Crown might look the other way but in Ontario or Quebec... "God love ya."

On the other hand, Mr. and Mrs. Shopkeeper got some street cred.

http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2011/08/03/matt-gurney-maybe-canada-should-have-a-castle-doctrine/

Anonymous said...

Hey Jam Dame does "Vous voulez mon argent? Vous voulez mon argent" mean County Law...County Law?

Anonymous said...

4:17

Ce n'est que si nous parlons constable évêque.

Anonymous said...

If they were cops certain kinds of people would be yelling "police brutality". Crying shame store owners have to put up with this type of thing.

Anonymous said...

where in the f is jessie jackson..?

Anonymous said...

That was literally an a$$-whooping!

Anonymous said...

1:38 I'm still ROTFLMWAO!!!

Anonymous said...

What a hoser...

Triple Fake... said...

a pointy implement doesn't really count for "armed robbery" now does it, eh? Ya hoser!

Triple Fake Marge Gunderson (and I know - she's not Canadian...but close enough, geographically & accent-wise) don'tcha know

Zed said...

Bring out the Gimp.

Anonymous said...

I just feel like they have bad breath.

Anonymous said...

I most defintinely do mind seeing a guys naked butt.



Rage

CT said...

J'amie un bon vieil ane Whoop jeu!!!