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6.15.2012

Wheels. Are. Off.

Story.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Oak-Cliff-Man-Finds-Another-Sexually-Assaulting-Horse-158947715.html

Anonymous said...

Unconscious??

Easy access!

DF Glen Quagmire

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Hotel California, such a lovely place.

Anonymous said...

You can check in but you can't check out.

DF Joe Walsh

Anonymous said...

Here at Mission Control, the countdown to her final departure has begun.

DF Gene Kranz

Anonymous said...

DF Joe Walsh

The line is "You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"

Hotel California was released by the Eagles in 1977, way before you started playing with the band.

What else can you expect from someone that names an album, "The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get".

Double Fake Glenn Frey and Don Henley

Anonymous said...

giggity

Anonymous said...

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

DF Rick James

Anonymous said...

I have her in my death pool. Come on honey, make Daddy happy.

Anonymous said...

Once it was determined that she is unable to handle fame and fortune, shouldn't it be taken away from her. All of her "fans" are responsible for her staying in the limelight and getting caught up in these debacles. If we wouldn't look, she would just fade away. And probably have a much happier life.

Anonymous said...

I thought finding her anywhere,anytime would be finding her unconcious.

The Donald said...

3:06

Funny, my copy of Hotel California clearly shows Joe ("ILBTs") Walsh standing between Messrs. Frey and Henley on the back cover.

Walsh had effectively replaced Bernie Leadon (who for a time shacked up with Patti Davis when her father was CA governor).

Anonymous said...

Big publicity stunt! She has fans? Really?

Anonymous said...

Were her wheels ever on?

Anonymous said...

PUT her next to Roger Hammons, two for the price of one.