Instant Analysis: Boyd had 56 points at halftime. You want to be known all your life as Second Half Slackers? Video.
Instant Analysis: The Bulls gave up 424 yards on 51 rushing attempts. What'd ya see? Eight yards per running attempt and watched the clock roll. You'll never win doing that. Ever. Blame the defense. Video.
Instant Analysis: Liberally Lean adopted Chico as its official high school team after the season opener. Fear the Zombies. They smell the flesh of the post-season.
Iowa Park 0
Instant Analysis: Iowa Park can't run, can't pass, has no defense and turned the ball over three times. Just 35? Video.
Instant Analysis: I noticed that there were 7 passes and 88 runs during the game between the two teams. I would like to introduce the schools to something called the "foward pass."
Valley View 27
Instant Analysis: Things started off badly when the Alvord administration yelled, "I want you to take a swing at me!!!" during the coin flip. Valley View did.