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8.24.2010

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts


Edit: Ooops. This got posted below. My bad.
  • Denton County book-in "Hey, now." (Thanks, emailer.)
  • Mike Tyson's abandoned mansion. Wow.
  • The most violent crash video you've ever seen. (Driver is allegedly still alive, and this happened yesterday). Warning: Disturbing.
  • Miss Mexico won the Miss Universe pageant last night. We'd allow her to illegally immigrate, wouldn't we?
  • First day of school was hectic but smoothly execute. I don't know how a single parent does it.
  • Fall movie preview from the Dallas Morning News.
  • I waited on a school bus this morning. I had never done that before. 
  • The Rangers almost threw a multi-pitcher no-hitter last night. That was kind of fun.
  • Caught Mark Cuban on Entourage from Sunday night. He's a heck of a lot bigger than I thought. (But he explains it by saying you always see him standing next to seven footers.)
  • The heat was a beating yesterday -- I'm not sure I remember that much heat combined with no wind.
  • I've been up since 4:50 a.m., yet I'm still scrambling. 

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The amazing thing about the almost no-hitter last night was that about half of it was the work of Rich Harden

We would allow Miss Mexico to illegally immigrate, but that wouldn't be necessary. She gets to go to the front of the green card line

Correction to yesterday's apparently endless post (If you have a short attention span or get bored easily - punch out now! You can't say I didn't warn you):
I said those guys were laying several hundred yards of carpet. Nope - several hundred FEET. Hundreds of yards would be quite a FEAT!
But you guys are missing out. I didn't even get to the confiscated airport butter, or the Walmarts bunny. Oh, well...

Anonymous said...

Wow at the crash. Someone points out that you can see the man sliding across the road after being ejected. Crazy.

The mansion was really Mike's anymore he had sold it to someone else for 1.3 mil. The link said the Fed's have it because someone sold the house and a 40 carat ring to FBI posing as a drug dealer. Really ? I wonder how much drugs they thought they would be getting?

Anonymous said...

Mike Tyson--biggest piece of crap and no class ever paid money. That's what you get when society absolutely worships professional sports, regardless of the consequences. Pay millions to low-lifes, and guess what? You get Mike Tyson-like people.

Anonymous said...

Nice Oranges...

Anonymous said...

Tyson - a nig is a nig is a nig..........

Anonymous said...

Where did Mike Tyson he keep the tiger?

Cousin Eddie said...

10:09...Again, maybe start your own family blog there Buster! I am sure your trip was neat and fun and all, and I am sure your family/friends would love to read all about on your own family blogspot!

I cannot help but think that Miss America/Miss Universe pageants are a always decided with political motivation, not saying Mizz Mehico was not deserving, just seems like the timing was odd!

Anonymous said...

Well cuz, I guess you CAN say I didn't warn you...but you'd be lying

Anonymous said...

Is the bottom a bathing suit or a bad trim job?

I cain't tell.

Anonymous said...

There are people living in tents with children because they don't have jobs, and here we have a big mansion sitting there empty. Can't the feds put this ugly house to some good use?

biorhythmist said...

I smell like my grandmother's kitchen today. Variety is the Old Spice of life.

Band members say Red Hot Chile Peppers will re-form. That's what Flea said.

I don't know, but I've been told a verbis ad verbera.

Anonymous said...

Denton book-in looks like LiLo = Fail.

Crash video = KITT no likey.

Anonymous said...

There is a rumor going around about some local official who actually does not reside in Wise County.
I wonder if it is true.

Anonymous said...

Didn't take long for someone to add some Dukes of Hazzard music to that video. I hate myself for laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u9qq4yyb2E&feature=youtube_gdata_player