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12.07.2009

Tiger's Women

I'll be honest, I'm getting pretty bored with this story but the women just keep coming out of the woodwork. As of today, the count is up to nine. Holey moley. You know, at first I thought this would blow over, forgive and forget, and his life would get back to normal. I'm not so sure anymore. This has turned into a disaster. A big time disaster. And I thought he was the straightest of all arrows.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Around every straight arrow, there is a little quiver.

Double fake Robinhood

Anonymous said...

Left to Right, Top to Bottom:
yes, yes, yes,
yes, maybe*, no**,
yes, no, maybe*

*going to need a pic
**who knows what she has

Anonymous said...

What;no black girls.I don't blame him ,if I had his money I would'nt either.DAGO

Anonymous said...

White guilt. He's back schilling cadillac's and cognac by the Master's and no one will speak of this in public again.

Bank it. His upcoming cryfest on Oprah will probably break TV ratings records.

Anonymous said...

Were they after his Balls or Putter?

Anonymous said...

Once you go white, you never go black.

Anonymous said...

And his wife is the prettiest of all. Go figure.

Anonymous said...

Betting his wife was the most boring of all.

Anonymous said...

Well, part of him was straight anyway... and it wasn't his arrow!

Anonymous said...

This is all because of the GAY marrage me and my third wife wer just fine now those GAYs started getting married in EROPE and now it is all bad!! She wont submitt to me and now she is getting the police becase I nocked some sence into her onse or twice. NOt MY FALT!!! When the GaYS started getting married in the USA things got really bad. It is all just geography. Jesus sayed one man and one woman and that is just how it is.

Anonymous said...

I just don't get it - unless the wifey is someone to steer clear of. Some of these candidates wouldn't even look good in Wise Co.

Anonymous said...

Drudge is reporting that wife has moved out.

mzchief said...

I just do not understand why Tiger being a dog is the business of anyone other than Tiger and his wife. Tiger is a golfer and not a public official who has courted the public's trust.

Anonymous said...

I bet all these woman's parents love the fact their daughter slept with a nigger.

And now the world knows it !

Anonymous said...

His daddy would NOT be proud of Tiger. Shame on you, Tiger!

Anonymous said...

Add another sports bum to the list.

Hey, I thought we were supposed to love, respect and worship these kinds of folks.

Jerks.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Mchief he is a golfer. but 99.9 percent of that income comes from "public endorsements" of a "trust me kind of value." Is he telling the truth about Buicks, etc.

Anonymous said...

They all look like book-in photos
from Denton or Harris counties. Definately not from Wise County.

Anonymous said...

It is you and every other light skinned person's fault with all of your suppression. His father didn't play ping pong with him or even take him fishing. There is no way this could be Tiger's fault. Sharpton or Jackson should be making an appearance soon...unless of course one of the girls is one of Jackson's also.

Anonymous said...

5, 8, 8
5.75, n/a, 6.25
7.5, 5, n/a

Anonymous said...

Hey 5:16, your just jealous because none of those women would give you the time of day! Maybe if you weren't fat, bald, with a 2 inch dick you could get laid as well.

And now the world knows it!

-5:16's wife.

mzchief said...

To anonymous 8:08...
If people are stupid enough to buy a Buick from a guy who is famous for being a golfer and they are such morons they do not realize the ONLY reason the famous golfer is hawking Buick, Nike, American Express is because the aforementioned companies ponied up his asking price, they are the type of people who REALLY need to STOP focusing on the private life of the professional golfer/pitchman and FOCUS on their own pathetic lives.

The BS line of...Tiger sold stuff on T.V. and that gives me a right to salivate over the shenanigans that go on in his private life is one of the weakest excuses for voyeurism and gossip. People who thrive on the details of the disasters within the lives of others, especially celebrities, are either wannabes who never will be or merely morally bankrupt fools who do not deserve what few triumphs/blessings that have landed in their abysmal lives.

chupacabra said...

Only one is anywhere near the quality of his wife- what's wrong with that boy?

Adolf Oliver Bush said...

Hey 9:13, that is what my wife said. It's not how pretty she is it is what those other will do that she want.

In the end, he's a black man; black men have a reputation for not keeping their johnson in their pants.

Next thing will be women talking about "my baby daddy".

Anonymous said...

Hey mzchief, I agree and disagree with your statement. I agree that morally bankrupt folks like myself don't have the right to all the sordid details of this train wreck. The magazines, tabloids, and TV shows that carry this stuff makes me sick.

BUT, I don't think Tiger has any right to complain about this obsessive coverage. He has made many millions of dollars off endorsements. Those endorsements are based on his carefully cultivated image. Now Tiger has soiled that image, and has to deal with the consequences.

Also remember that our society loves to forgive celebrities (especially athletes) that confess their sins. All Tiger has to do is win another major and all will be forgiven by the public.

Anonymous said...

I don't agree with Mz on this one.

Tiger's most valuable asset is his image. Nike alone pays him $30M a year.

Anonymous said...

Homes are wrecked every day by cheating spouse. Maybe the Tiger has a gold plated club. With all the women coming forth, maybe he should be checked for STD's. And if all the big names pull his endorsements, maybe he can sell condoms.

Anonymous said...

High profile black man with alot money who's able to afford money hungry white whores. Isn't that what attracted her to him? Would a beautiful white woman marry a black man for any other reason than money & fame to go with the shame? She had to know this was coming sooner or later, serves her right for selling out.

Anonymous said...

MzChief:

I FINALLY agree with you. I am sure, as myself, we have our own problems at home to deal with. Funny you don't read any of these blogger's problems on here. Tiger is entitled to a personal life so leave it alone. There are plenty of scumbags in this county who have PLENTY of dirty laundry.

Anonymous said...

I love the post by 9:48! He/She accuses Tiger's wife of "selling out" because she married a wealthy black man. Would she also be selling out if she married a Hispanic, Asian, or (God-forbid) Arab? Are white mean selling out when they marry a wealthy Hispanic or black woman?

9:48's post suggests that anytime a white person marries outside their race (to a wealthy person from an obviously inferior race), then that person is a sell out.

This comments section is like that "People Of Walmart" site without the photos! White power, woot woot!! Where's my hood, my cross, and my zippo lighter?

Anonymous said...

Breaking News!! Tiger slept w/ Peacock also...std's for everyone

Anonymous said...

I think that if you're going to drop the N word on a blog commentary you should be required to sign your name to it.

Anonymous said...

Well, the front 9 is covered...wonder what he'll be doing for the back 9-----

Anonymous said...

Really Barry, can you not cut the stupid 5:16 am post using the n word......only in Wise county is that ignorance still prevalent.

Anonymous said...

5:16 Had the balls to say what everyone was thinking.

Charles Heston said it best in plant of the apes.

"Keep your stinking hands of me you ape" (Or something like that ... )

Anonymous said...

10:16, what's the big deal to you with what I say (unless I hit a nerve there)? It's my opinion, the last time I checked I still had a right to a opinion. If I burn a cross or anything else it's my choice not yours! White women (fudge-dippers) that choose black men set themselves up for this type of stuff. That's our fault for letting the breeding get out of hand hundreds of years ago (I can hear you chewing on that one!)Asians, hispanics or those other a%#holes are not the issue here so don't go dragging them into it!