11.02.2009

Just When The Upkeep Of The Blog Is Beating Me Down

We have a record month. Goldman Sachs has upgraded me to a "Strong Buy."

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry, you do have a great blogsite and it's because you put so much time and effort into it.

Thanks and congratulations for being one of the best reads around.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on the strong ratings. Have you ever considered selling advertising on the site? You could have sponsors for the "Random Thoughts" and "Afternoon Pick Me Up" girls.

Maybe even some of your regular "named" commentators could have a sponsor. Like, "this post by MzChief is brought to you be Massengill Disposable Douche." Or, "the thoughtful commentary by WordKyle is sponsored by Ex-Lax." Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

Merril Lynch upgraded you to a "Giant Ego."

You must be so proud to be the King of Wise County. All those years of law school finally paying off for you, eh?

wisenurse said...

You do a great job - I'm addicted to the blog!!!!

Anonymous said...

More handouts:

https://www.safelinkwireless.com/EnrollmentPublic/home.aspx

Anonymous said...

Thanks! Enough said.

Anonymous said...

Good Job Barry!!!

mzchief said...

To Barry...
CONGRATULATIONS!
On behalf of all your regular readers/commentors, You're Welcome!

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To anonymous 8:53...
Unlike you, not everyone suffers from rotten crotch and constipation so there really is no need for the blog to carry those type of adverts. However, thank you for considering me and wordkyle as two of the commentators upon whom you most rely.

chupacabra said...

Very cool- now if you could only charge a dollar per visit then you'd ... lose all your readers but, man, it's a cool thought isn't it?

Anonymous said...

8:53 - not so funny about MzChief, but absolutely hysterical about Wordypile.

Funny.

Anonymous said...

It's not that impressive since I log in about 1000 times per week!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Barry. I enjoy your blog. God forbid, but if I'm ever arrested in Wise County or its environs, I'll give you a call.

8:53 - That's pretty funny.....

Anonymous said...

Goldman Sachs knows that you are in great shape. They actually upgraded you to a "Strong Bi".

Anonymous said...

Oh MzChief, don't take things so personally. I was just having fun with you and WK (and fun should be taken at every opportunity). BTW, constipation isn't really an issue for me, but you are dead right about the rotten crotch. I hooked up with a women in Wise County and haven't been the same since. Seems like she had a funny accent...

wordkyle said...

An Ex-Lax reference is hysterical? I have as good a sense of humor as the next person (and better than most) but geez, something needs to be funny. Unless you're the Denver darts champion, I could probably come up with something better. Maybe medical malaprop: "Anon comments brought to you by Milk of Amnesia." or dated cinematic (reflecting the Democrat playbook): "Anon comments proudly sponsored by Clueless, the hysterical cinematic romp from 1995." or intellectual pun: "Inane comments are regularly posted by nameless commenters. Sine qua-anon."

wordkyle said...

Oh and congratulations, BG, on your blognificence. Well done.

Anonymous said...

Congrats! You provide a great venue for us to speak our minds! It's therapeutic.

Anonymous said...

You can thank me for this Barry. I created and run a program that accesses your website over 75,000/times per month, because I don't want you to feel lonely.

Love,
Me

Unfatcat said...

I thought it was hysterical Wordbile. So did the missus.
Barry WTG, I knew you had it in your power to lure in the masses with your intelligent and funny blog. We hit it here in the Unfatcat household at least twice a day, both of us. Since our business is computers, and we are either on one or working on one most days we have not missed many days without our Liberally Lean fix.
Having been the owner of a blog on blogspot for about two years now, I realize how hard it is to keep it an every day thing and I applaud you for your efforts as well as for your commitment to truth.
One last thing, don't you think we should get in touch with the Reverend Bob Dobbs of the Church of The Sub Genius and tell him that someone is using his likeness over the internet.
Might be a profitable case for you if Wordpile is a true Republican and not just a poor dupe without a clue.

Anonymous said...

I love you Barry.

Double Fake Mike Snider

mzchief said...

To anonymous 8:53/11:19...
Obviously, I did not take anything personally and was having fun which is why I responded with just as barbed a joke as you used in your original comment.

As for you acquiring something from a woman with a strange accent, perhaps, you should encourage your mother to learn proper English.

RPM said...

Congrats Barry! I honestly don't see how you keep up with this on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

Can someone tell me why they think having a blog profile makes them any different from an anonymous blog commenter? Many of the blog profiles I check out tell me little more than interests/favorites. I can understand when someone totally puts their name out there like BG. Anything short of full ID to me is is not much diffent than anon., other than you can track comments or follow their blog and pick up bits and pieces.
I am not willing to put myself out there to the degree of listing my own name, so I understand, but I am also not so narcissistic to feel the need to create a personal blog to begin with.

wordkyle said...

unfat - It's not his "likeness," it's Dobbs himself. And maybe try out your jokes on someone who doesn't have a vested interest in laughing at you.

Anonymous said...

To MzChief: suggesting that I had relations with my mother? I guess I can't act offended since I started all this. Those things may be common in Wise County ma'm, but are frowned upon here in Johnson County.

To Wordkyle: dude, put down the Thesaurus and dispense with the Latin. People will accuse you of being an arrogant, elitist! Remember sir, you represent the party of Palin and Bush.

Thank you both for playing with me today. Signing off now, so you are both welcome to have to last word!

Anonymous said...

The last time you posted blog stats, next thing we know the Jarhead and Anorbitor blogs gave up the bloginating ship, Denny Crane starts having hot chicks every day and Somewhere Out There has hot dog calander updates.

Blog competition is good.

P1LLFTLODQ

Football guru

wordkyle said...

351 - There is no party that represents me, Palin and Bush. And I apologize for using my vocabulary. I shouldn't have visited the bookmobile when I was younger.

Anonymous said...

WHATEVER!! YOU STILL SUCK!!!


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Collectionsite said...

"Strong Buy." and Voted "Most Likely".

We don't know what ... but most likely.