The Messenger has started printing weekly call summaries for the Wise County Sheriff's Office. Good stuff.
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11.01.2009
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The Messenger has started printing weekly call summaries for the Wise County Sheriff's Office. Good stuff.
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The B-52s rock!!
It sounds like we have a script for a great reality TV show. How about it?
You can not make up stuff like this........
I wonder how many times they had to spell check "prophylactics". Why not just say rubbers?
Was there a Chrysler as big as a whale parked out front of the rendezvous depot, with Rock Lobster shells strewn on the floor?
Only one suspect using the love shack? Somehow the story would seem less icky if there were two suspects, wouldn't it? And worse, he (although maybe I should not assume the suspect is a guy) is "collecting" used prophylactics? Why even need them for yourself? How do the police distinguish a "collection" from a pile of trash.
I've seen that place and the tin roof is.................. rusted!
next week should be good too, i just heard on the scanner about 2 yahoo's driving south on 287 smoking a bong..they were observed by an off duty cop in his personal vehicle, so the cops are setting up for them near rhome..
I would say conundrums, because I'm soooo classy.
Read "Love Shack" sang the words, "Tin roof..Rusted!" in my head. Apparently a lot of your readers had a B-52's moment.
this sounds like jerry springer stuff...only in wise county
If a TV show has a script, how can it be called "reality"? That's a contradiction in terms. How about an idea or an outline?
My favorite from last week was the woman who called in her son for "causing a ruckus." Man, I miss Wise County.
I wonder if he squeezed them dry.
It might be the banjo plawer working single hand.
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