11.06.2009

Gold

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16 comments:

wisenurse said...

You're joking right? Wise County at its best!!!!

mzchief said...

"2600 block of 3791 - A man arrived home from work and found his lawn care worker lying face down in the backyard. The man, Orville Jennings, 63, of Springtown collapsed and died while working."

Puts the week's prior dreck in perspective.

Anonymous said...

Remind me never to live in the 100 block of any street,

Anonymous said...

Now that was wild, I thought only Bowie had things like that happen, never dreamed of Decatur being so "Red Necked" Must be ex-Bowie residents.









Just kidding, :)

Anonymous said...

November 5th was a rough week.

Anonymous said...

7:58. That was funny!!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of gold.

I went to a Cottondale Volunteer fire dept fundraiser one time and I was looking forward to spending some time in a nice country town and donating some money.
As I ate and enjoyed the fellowship I noticed a Volunteer fireman who had an ear ring. I laughed audibly and thought "that young guy probably gets made fun of by the other firmen who are probably tough, hard working country folk".

And then I saw another guy with an ear ring....and then another. I looked around and realized I may be the only male with out an ear ring. Then the thought crossed my mind that maybe I had received some false information and I was actually at the outside version of the Rainbow Lounge.

I proceded to grab my family and checkbook and headed out the door. It might be a while before I head back to the ol' county of Wise.

Anonymous said...

This is pure gold, I'll be dammned if a dog walks in my front yard!

John Ricky Ray Bubba Jones Jr, III

Anonymous said...

They need to check the lawn care worker and make sure his "throat had not been slit", "he did not OD on epileptic medicine" or "have his cancer medicine stole"....

Anonymous said...

12:40...you need to get out more often.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO ! You guys gotta see Denny Crane's "Mexican Lazyboy" !

Anonymous said...

I came home once and found the Lawn care worker face down workin.

Anonymous said...

Enough Said!

We need pictures to go with these!

Anonymous said...

domestic violence should have been arrested whether she wanted to press charges or not if there were visible signs he should have been arrested

Anonymous said...

12:40.....Why? Are there a lot more queers out there?

Anonymous said...

"domestic violence should have been arrested whether she wanted to press charges or not if there were visible signs he should have been arrested"


if there are visible signs he should have been arrested? really? who is to say she didn't put "visiable signs" on herself? it could happen.