- The Star-Telegram has an article today on Machine Gun Kelly and how he held a kidnap victim on a ranch near Paradise. Anyone know where that ranch is?
 - I want a nickname like "Machine Gun."
 - If Erin Andrews and ESPN had never acknowledged the nude video of her on the Internet, 99% of us would never have heard about it. Now I'm not sure there heavy handed approach isn't a publicity mechanism.
 - But, man, she's hot.
 - I saw a new Camaro at a gas station in Decatur yesterday. Pretty good looking.
 - And the Update says a Camaro was involved in a fatal accident last night.
 - Conan O'Brien made a joke last night with the punch line being about Spencer Pratt. How many people got that? I didn't.
 - Lee Greenwood's ballad about America includes the line, "I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free." What's up with the words "at least"? 
 - Jon & Kate Break-up News = Now Officially Tiresome
 - The white crowd starting up the Rhythm Clap while someone tries to sing on stage powers me down. 
 - I saw an "I Love My Wife" bumper sticker this morning. Do you really?
 - The Rangers sweep of Boston almost makes you want to believe.
 - The "o" on my keyboard doesn't work half the time this morning. Drives me nuts.
 - "A newly-opened [Cleburne] store selling beer-and-wine has hired 20 young women who wear bikini tops and Daisy Duke shorts while standing on the street to wave at potential customers."
 - Our local beer barn used to have bikini car washes on some Saturdays. I don't know if they still do that. 
 - Discussion this morning on the Ticket: Who is the Most Trusted Person in America now that Walter Cronkite is dead? Solid nominee: Tom Hanks.