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Reality TV Star In Ocean

Just when I thought it was going to be a slow news day, this little gem floats across my screen. Yep, it's the American Idol Bikini Girl. The greatest reality star ever. Darlin', marry me and I can get you back on TV on a little project I've got brewing called The Real Housewives of Wise County. You'll kill as they film you getting into the family truckster to get a bite to eat at CiCi's and then on to drop your week's allowance of $50 at Walmart.


Anonymous said...

$50 at Walmart?

You used to only give me $20 and point me to the Dollar General.

I can't believe I divorced you.

Take me back?

-Fake Mrs. BuBear Ex Wife #13

Anonymous said...

bubear, u r so funny!

Anonymous said...

The Real Housewives of Wise County.....starring MzCreep as the biatchiest biatch of them Anobiter and Sili, her friends from the high-tone county next door. This week's episode....."Pedicures", or "How to Biatch about those Asian Women who Have to Buff Your Toes".......MzCreep's colors will be Wedgewood and Taupe, Ano's will be some flowerdy colour with sparkles, and Sili's will be Slutty Silver and Purple. Sadly, Sili won't be able to check the job quality, because she can't see her toes right now. Be sure to tune in folks, you won't want to miss it.

Anonymous said...

Reality TV Star -- isn't that an oxymoron?

Anonymous said...

Geez, I need to find me a Wise County Gomer so I can be on the show too.

On second thought, there's no one for me but bubear and he's stuck on young, stupid and over-inflated.

Billy Bob said...

Dont forget the stop at Fat Daddys where you can get just as drunk as the manager and play a game of washers.

Anonymous said...

I would have to schedule a stop at the muffler shop first
Although she is nice to look at - she is hell to listen to, especially when she starts that annoying laugh...and she will.
Otherwise I'll be a reality TV star of sorts myself when I'm featured on 48 Hours Mystery after her disappearance, and my subsequent manslaughter charges.
Not that I actually would, but...
I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Man them fish are all gonna smell fishy.

Anonymous said...

You so deserve the girl of your dreams. You know what I deserve. ":)"

xoxoxo Baby xoxoxo