The Campaign For DA


Secret Video Of Me and A Girl While On Vacation

(Thanks Keith.)


Anonymous said...

"Your a drunk"
"You stink in bed"
"You looked at that girl dancing like you want her, go ahead, take your sorry ass and leave"
"Did I tell you that your shh*&ty in bed"
"Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth"
"I might be PMSing"
"What!!!!! You think I am getting upset over nothing"
"Your an ahole"
"I love you so much and then you treat me like this"
"I am going to sit here until you apoligize for being just like Barry Green"

DF Lip reader who knows a bitch slap when I see it

Anonymous said...

Now where did I put that duct tape?

Silicone Alley said...

Are you the retard dancing or the guy getting screamed at?

Anonymous said...

That falls way short of lame. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Look me in the eyes, dammit!

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

She looks very, very familiar.

Anonymous said...

Looks like marriage to me? So whats the problem here folks?

Anonymous said...

That must have been the Crystal Beach Crab Festival in 1999, now it's all coming back to me. I guess the friends caught it on video, that Steve could sure dance back then.

Mango's Madness said...

You are such a player! Go get em cowboy.

Anonymous said...

Land of the hyaena.

Anonymous said...

Do you wanna touch?

Do you wanna touch?

Do you wanna touch me there, where?

Double Fake Joan Jett

Anonymous said...


You're a crazy beach

But you firetruck so good I'm on top of it

When I dream

I'm dewing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Double Fake Bucky Cherry

Anonymous said...

Apparently Billy Squier and Buckcherry didn't pass the audition....but I bet you laughed...(nasal snort)....

Double Fake Ringo Starr

Anonymous said...

I bet she's a freak in the bedroom...which is probably why he's still sitting there. At some point he'll decide it's not worth it anymore.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Pat had those kind of dance moves.

Anonymous said...


Joy = the woman dancing and
Pain = what the guy is going through.

chupacabra said...

I feel beat down for the guy.

A sympathy beatdown if you will.

Anonymous said...

Pop Quiz
1) the reason the guy is getting his a$$ chewed out
2) the reason the guy is taking getting his a$$ chewed out
3) fuel for the gal's(?) super cool dance moves
4) inspiration for untold numbers of youtube vids
5) all of the above

Your time starts...NOW!

Triple Fake Substitute Sociology Teacher (Emeritus)