"Your a drunk" "You stink in bed" "You looked at that girl dancing like you want her, go ahead, take your sorry ass and leave" "Did I tell you that your shh*&ty in bed" "Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth" "I might be PMSing" "What!!!!! You think I am getting upset over nothing" "Your an ahole" "I love you so much and then you treat me like this" "I am going to sit here until you apoligize for being just like Barry Green"
DF Lip reader who knows a bitch slap when I see it
That must have been the Crystal Beach Crab Festival in 1999, now it's all coming back to me. I guess the friends caught it on video, that Steve could sure dance back then.
Pop Quiz Alcohol: 1) the reason the guy is getting his a$$ chewed out 2) the reason the guy is taking getting his a$$ chewed out 3) fuel for the gal's(?) super cool dance moves 4) inspiration for untold numbers of youtube vids 5) all of the above
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"Your a drunk"
"You stink in bed"
"You looked at that girl dancing like you want her, go ahead, take your sorry ass and leave"
"Did I tell you that your shh*&ty in bed"
"Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth"
"I might be PMSing"
"What!!!!! You think I am getting upset over nothing"
"Your an ahole"
"I love you so much and then you treat me like this"
"I am going to sit here until you apoligize for being just like Barry Green"
DF Lip reader who knows a bitch slap when I see it
Now where did I put that duct tape?
Are you the retard dancing or the guy getting screamed at?
That falls way short of lame. WTF?
Look me in the eyes, dammit!
My Other Brother Darryl
She looks very, very familiar.
Looks like marriage to me? So whats the problem here folks?
That must have been the Crystal Beach Crab Festival in 1999, now it's all coming back to me. I guess the friends caught it on video, that Steve could sure dance back then.
You are such a player! Go get em cowboy.
Land of the hyaena.
Do you wanna touch?
Do you wanna touch?
Do you wanna touch me there, where?
Double Fake Joan Jett
Hey!
You're a crazy beach
But you firetruck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm dewing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Double Fake Bucky Cherry
Apparently Billy Squier and Buckcherry didn't pass the audition....but I bet you laughed...(nasal snort)....
Double Fake Ringo Starr
I bet she's a freak in the bedroom...which is probably why he's still sitting there. At some point he'll decide it's not worth it anymore.
I didn't know Pat had those kind of dance moves.
Irony...
Joy = the woman dancing and
Pain = what the guy is going through.
I feel beat down for the guy.
A sympathy beatdown if you will.
Pop Quiz
Alcohol:
1) the reason the guy is getting his a$$ chewed out
2) the reason the guy is taking getting his a$$ chewed out
3) fuel for the gal's(?) super cool dance moves
4) inspiration for untold numbers of youtube vids
5) all of the above
Your time starts...NOW!
Triple Fake Substitute Sociology Teacher (Emeritus)
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