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10.23.2008

The State Is Really Ready

This is the greatest idea ever. Not only is it great for Halloween, it would be perfect outfit for a real prosecutor. Negotiations would become incredibly one sided, something like this: Sexy Prosecutor: I've looked at the file and the proof that your client committed the misdemeanor offense is very slight. I don't have a good case. Me: Okay. Sexy Prosecutor: But, I'll offer a plea bargain of exactly what that pedophile got last week - four life sentences. Me: Okay. Sexy Prosecutor: Stacked. Me: Okay. We'll do it. Do you like Chinese food?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

No sexy ambulance chaser, I mean public defender outfit?

Francine Fishpaw said...

Let's just pray that Fostel never opts for that sexy judge outfit....bad mental image.

House of R and R said...

Can you see me shaking my head and rolling my eyes at you?

Anonymous said...

Stacked?...Exactly!

The defense rests. In fact, I'm gonna roll over and take a nap now.

Why limit it to prosecutors? Wouldn't that outfit work for any business woman? Just change the accessories.

Anonymous said...

Barry! You stole my Halloween costume!

David said...

Have you missed this or are you only interested in teachers that take a walk on the wild side...

http://www.star-telegram.com/804/story/992897.html

Anonymous said...

I thought that's what happens with you and Jana Jones.

Anonymous said...

Something tells me that Greg Lowery in that outfit wouldn't have that effect on you, Barry!

Anonymous said...

I ordered a size 3X. I'll be wearing it next Friday night when I stop by your house for some......candy....

Double Fake Bertha Butte

Anonymous said...

Hey Now, I wouldn't mind at all seeing Greg Lowery in that outfit.

Double Fake Barry Green

Anonymous said...

I think Mimi Coffey should sue them for using her image for profit.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Uh huh. I don't know how well she could argue her clients case... but I'll venture she could tune a banjo or two.

gern blansten said...

OMG 3:30!!

"The party was jumpin when Bertha got off of her stump,
The music was blowin, and everybody did the bump,
Now all this time Bertha had been workin on a goodie,'Now folks calls it, the Bertha Butt Boogie..."

I loved that song!!