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10.24.2008

The Only Thing . . .

. . . that I find more boring than baseball is hockey. But I am a fan of chaos and anytime a grown man can knock another man through the equivalent of a plate glass window, I'm all for it. If they would play the game with two workman actually carrying a plate glass windows back and forth across the ice, I'd get an NHL tattoo. Happened last night.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How could you possibly think hockey is boring? It is so exciting, I can hardly stand it!

Anonymous said...

Crowd seemed to enjoy the kids getting cut with glass.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the time on Monday Night Football when Lawrence Taylor snapped Joe Theisman's like a twig. Frank Gifford between drinks of Scotch was rambling about how that's the sort of thing in football you hate to see and then said let's go to the replay and look at it again.

Pseudonym said...

Fastest sport there is but most people can't follow the puck and therefore don't get into the game. A number of years ago Fox Sports televised games with the puck glowing blue to help newbies with the game. The special effect was awful.