4.08.2008

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts


- I went to opening day for the Rangers one time. It was good stuff. I won't be going today.
- I had the NCAA Championship game on last night but wasn't really watching it. Until the end.
- The government's raid on the "polygamist compound" in Texas just seems a bit odd. If those kids weren't being abused (who knows), I'm not sure why Texas officials are ripping them out of there. Yeah, their lifestyle is odd but so is the Amish lifestyle. But the funny part is that kids won't identify themselves, give wrong names, or give the identical names giving rise to another government cluster.
- Pic of Fergie and the big girl from Heart.
- I'm not surprised or offended that the Clintons have made $109 million since leaving office. In this day and time, I'm surprised it is not more.
- After four weeks of use, I'm convinced the iPhone is one of the greatest inventions ever.
- My car was kept overnight by James Wood for repair. I was given a loaner car that was a PT Cruiser. I'm a middle aged pimp daddy.
- Any newscast that features any interview with McCain, Obama, or Clinton is a waste of time. "They never say 'nuthin."
- One of these girls likes cheeseburgers.
- I downloaded that crazy song from the Nike commercial which features Reggie Bush saying, "My better is better than your better."

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to say that your random thoughts are my favorite part of this blog. I can't wait to get to my office each morning to see if you have posted any. Thanks for making my day!

BagOfNothing said...

I think that's LaDainian Tomlinson and not Reggie Bush.

Anonymous said...

You can't be serious about the FLDS compound, right? This is the same sect that owns Colorado City, AZ. The one where there is massive inbreeding and young boys are chased out of town so they can't compete with the elders for the young women. Or how the church lied to the people of Eldorado that the site was going to be used for a resort, not a fundie compound.

Or perhaps this will explain it all:

Of course, the picture on that page might get you a little too hot.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she likes fish and chips too much, not cheeseburgers (the beauty IS in England)!

Anonymous said...

So far as I know, Bar, the "Amish lifestyle" does not violate federal and state law.

And in fact, there ARE serious allegations of abuse of these girls.

Anonymous said...

PT Cruisers are the ugliest cars ever made. I hate them SO MUCH!

-you know who I am...

Jarhead said...

Re: the Memphis Girls

Cleveland Browns

Good uniforms. Bad Helmets.

Anonymous said...

Today brings a strange mixture of very stong admirers and very strong haters today.

Amusing.

Anonymous said...

Why would a GM Dealer loan out a Chrysler product?

Anonymous said...

Hey, in America you've got freedom to worship like the rest of us...

Anonymous said...

"big girl from Heart", eh???

If I ever catch you, I'm going to sit on you. You'll think big girl...

Double Fake Ann Wilson

Anonymous said...

10:32, because Enterprise runs the rentals, not James Wood. Plus, I've always thought they give out cars that are worse than the one you have (although there isn't much worse than a GM SUV).

Ann Wilson still looks better than Fergie.

And that middle girl in the picture has a lazy eye.

M&M said...

I thought they went into that compound because one of the 14 or 15 year old girls one of the men had married had made a complaint of abuse.

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing team Clinton/Reno aren't in charge of the compound chaos. We would have another bonfire of innocent civilians. When is it OK to go barging in to a private church where a single allegation is made by an anonymous call? If that's the case, we are all in deep doodoo. Where is the seperation of church and state all the liberal weenies are always screaming about? How about seperation of school and state?

Anonymous said...

Those is some kind o ugly girls that's for sure and for certain

Anonymous said...

Those cheerleaders are shown in a football backdrop. Memphis does not suck as a basketball team, but does as a football team.

Choked away a championship, from the freethrow line. Too bad.

Anonymous said...

1:33PM, you are full of it. The Davidians started that fire.

Anonymous said...

3:34, Who was it that started the siege?

bigfan said...

i love me some Fergie Ferg! nkudos to the photog! barry, middle-aged men who drive a pt cruiser are not "pimp daddy", there pink daddy - just sayin

Anonymous said...

3:44PM, you hole up in a compound armed to the teeth and talking about the end of the world and that is what you get. Also, Koresh was sexually assaulting children, are you saying we should turn a blind eye towards him?

Anonymous said...

4:42, You sure are assuming alot based on one anonymous phone call. I think I'll call the Sherrif and tell them you are running a meth lab. Be ready for a 3:00AM wake up call.

Anonymous said...

I was married to an ole gal like that beauty contestant once-look good and really turn alot of heads then a couple of kids later--holy guacamole Batman! She'd roll over in the bed and knock me out and she 'spilled' over into my side of the truck, it was terrible. She got so gigantic we had to have a dolly welded to push her onto the driveway to hose her off once a week.
The End

Anonymous said...

6:46, you forgot to say, to feed her you had to sit her in the corner and feed her with a slingshot, you had to iron her clothes on the driveway, when she sat around the house, she actually sat around the house, and for jeans she wore 1002's. You had to buy the biggest Levi 501's they make and sew 2 pair together.

Anonymous said...

Yeah and the kids would tickle her to get her to laugh which would make her her kick her stump-legs like flippers and we could hose her butt off.