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4.11.2008

Heard This On "The Ticket" This Morning

From Dick Cheney's official VP web site:


But some people have noticed this.

21 comments:

Silicone Alley said...

BG if you keep taking things from my blog, I'll have to start charging you.

Anonymous said...

You know its not a naked girl. I would believe a naked "W", but not a girl.

Anonymous said...

Since he's a Repug, if it is a naked human, it must be a transvestite.

Anonymous said...

It certainly looked like a naked lady, but looks can be deceiving. That is how rumors get started. hahaha

Anonymous said...

Even after someone posted the real reflection of another fisherman, the commenters couldn't stop being insane!

Anonymous said...

Yeah...a necked chick W/breasteses on her back and a dislocated knee!

Anonymous said...

All I see is the reflection of the person he's sitting next to, in profile, smoking a cigar or something. Looks like the person in the reflection has glasses on or something.

AnObiter said...

No...you all wish...it's just someone on a boat. Like in a bathing suit....pretty normal for a person on a boat. Old Irascible Cheney'll say something snarky about this "controversy" eventually and I'll love it.

Anonymous said...

Apparantly he's holding a pole...

Crud Bonemeal said...

How Clintonian!

Anonymous said...

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/15858689/detail.html?rss=dfw&psp=news

Anonymous said...

Barry, It's a good thing you are a lawyer...
More interested in distorting the facts than examining the evidence.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/images/v081905db-0162.jpg

Anonymous said...

How crudboneium reflections can be.

FakeAlistaircrowley said...

Have you ever seen the Evil Overlord smile about anything? Think about it. The truth is somewheres.

Anonymous said...

This person needs a job. This individual seeks an executive position.
He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate.


RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

L aw Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
and is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas , in 1975. I
bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Te xas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became Presi dent of the United
States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S.
stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost
their jobs and that trend continues.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankr uptcy fraud in
U.S.
history, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorney s to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the
Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the
biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy
crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving
the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convict ed criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any
President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
the history of the United States Government.

I've bro k en more international treaties than any President in U.S.
history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U .S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time r ecord for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the
record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did
so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens
and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends. & amp;nbs p;

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be
available for 50 years.

Anonymous said...

1:06 It's called a sense of humor-get one while they last.

Anonymous said...

Regardless of what is actually reflected in his glasses, I'm pretty sure he took out his gun and shot it.

Igotelephantiasis said...

9:09 sounds like what they would be saying about another fine Republican were he alive today:Abraham Freakin Lincoln, baby.
20-50 years from now Bush will be remembered as one of our greatest and most beloved presidents-start getting your mind around that now.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry 9:09,can you run that one by us one more time? Or at the least to have the decency to

Anonymous said...

Oviously a naked woman with large bazoongas

Anonymous said...

A dead ,naked hooker.