4.09.2008

Actual News

The Update has the story. We have the picture (thanks to a news-sniffing emailer).

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I caint memeber which pedel means stop.

Anonymous said...

Another "accidental, unintended" acceleration. I forsee a lawsuit against the vehicle's manufacurer. Kind of like the witchhunt against the Audi 5000. You know, the one where the people making the accusations were just bad drivers.

Yearly driving and vision tests for the elderly.

Anonymous said...

Was Viagra involved???

Double Fake Woody Allen

Anonymous said...

Very glad everyone was ok! Wonder if the building was insured?!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if said geezer will get a renewel notice?

Anonymous said...

I bet his insurance goes up.

Anonymous said...

The building is probably insured by Allstate cause Farm Bureau rates are too high.

Anonymous said...

Just thought he'd run in to change his policy.

Anonymous said...

Right on 7:00........

Faulty car, old age, prescription drug brain fog, no highway signs, botched brick work on the front of the building, stress to the employees causing medical problems..

....lawsuits out the gazoo.

Anonymous said...

was he in " good hands " ?

I'm just saying

Anonymous said...

Remember one of the side effects of Viagra is it can cause loss of vision.

Anonymous said...

Well, he's got more than hail damage to his pickup, now! Glad to hear nobody got hurt.

Anonymous said...

Ya know,this new drive through is soo conveinent.

Anonymous said...

Hummmmm.......in this case, lawyers and insurance folks will truly sleep together.

...stand by for more.......

Anonymous said...

Why put yellow tape around the pillars, good drama?

Anonymous said...

Why couldn't it have been the Spurgeon insurance agency down in Newark? I despise those people.