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4.12.2008

Drives Me Nuts


1. Take card to pharmacist
2. Show driver's license
3. Sign an electronic form that probably says, "I will not manufacture crank, and I support the War on Drugs with all my heart and soul, so help me Drug Czar."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is one of the most stupid laws ever. They changed the ingredients of my favorite sinus med so they could sell it on the floor...now it doesn't work. Everytime I buy a product that requires this process I am outraged--and want to throw crap at the people who passed that law. But then I think of the all the people that it has deterred from drugs and I find incredible peace--We all must do our share to win the war on drugs....RIGHT?????

Anonymous said...

barry, just go to the dollar store.

Anonymous said...

So you have to sign for real Sudafed now.

So what?

It hasn't kept me from buying all I need for a bad allergy season. What's the complaint?

Andria said...

Everytime I have to go to the counter with that stupid piece of paper,I think about this story from a few years ago.

http://www.november.org/stayinfo/breaking06/MethSuit.html

State Trooper in Oklahoma is shot by a guy on meth and his widow files suit against drug manufacturers for the wrongful death of her husband. Huh????

Anonymous said...

They shood sell beer in the farmacy. This will defenatele drive you too drinkin!

Anonymous said...

What drives me nuts is the Mexican subtitles on everything. That's discrimination. Where are all the other languages?

Anonymous said...

Has there ever been a druggie who was stopped in his or her tracks by the "form" blockade? No. So what's the point of the dumb form?

Anonymous said...

What's next. When buying condoms, will we have to sign a form indicating we do not intend to use them for sex with an underage person?

Anonymous said...

FYI BArry, nobody actually checks those logs. Ask the pharmacist, its just another pain in the ass government action to waste $ and keep your kid hacking all night because the Walmart pharmacy is closed and Quick stop hasn't paid the $600 fee to sell snotty nose medicine.

If folks want to do meth we oughta give them a cheap hotel room and a propane torch with a bagful of the stuff then they can fry their brain quickly so we can plant them in the ground and be done with em.

Phakephilosopher said...

1:39: The words he speaks are true,we are just humanary stew.

Crazyoldguy-see you thought I was kidding said...

I'm the crazy old guy that keeps leering at Andria while making clumsy efforts to engage her in conversation about the value of Pokemon cards or something retarded like that.

YesIdo said...

Who would buy pseudophed over the counter when you can get on the internets and buy Valium and don't have sign anything except the Fedex guys electronic dealy, and you don't even have to leave your house. Even if you are hooked on speed,a couple of those bad boys and a nice dark beer(I said 1 fool) and you'll forget ALL about that mean ole crank. My friend presribed this regimen to me once when I was trying to get off the junk (heroin) so I think it ought to work for the sissy meth.

Anonymous said...

You can thank all the retard druggies for that. Drives me insane too!

10:12 pm, me too!!!