Jonesboro man blames imaginary friend 'Curt' for robbery idea
05:17 PM CDT on Sunday, April 6, 2008
Associated Press
JONESBORO, Ark. – A Jonesboro man may have needed to listen to his conscience — and not his imaginary friend — when thinking about robbing a home.
Robert McKenzie, 22, faces felony residential burglary and theft charges after stealing $10.50 in dimes from a Jonesboro home. Police say McKenzie told investigators his imaginary friend "Curt" told him to go inside the home. At a court hearing Friday, McKenzie asked a reporter why he didn't take a picture of "Curt."
Police say Nettleton School District employees caught McKenzie robbing a co-worker's home Wednesday. Officers say McKenzie stabbed a man with a screwdriver before being arrested.
McKenzie was being held Saturday on $5,000 bond at the Craighead County jail. He refused to fill out paperwork for a public defender to represent him.
I don't get it. Bush says we're expending great resources and soldiers' lives to "save" these people. We're bringing freedom and democracy. And now this bumper sticker says we should just kill them all. Somehow it doesn't make sense to me but I'm not nearly as smart as Bush or his neo-con advisors.
2:02. I can see why it doesn't make sense to you. It's called a bumper sticker. It is not the strategy of the Bush administration. Now go get in line for your food stamps.
3:30 how many less bright rednecks actually think that bumper sticker has merit? Someone plastered it on his/her car. Do you suppose they endorse this approach? Do you?
Thought it was the stradamagy of the Bush Administration. W probably thinks Harry Potter is real. Connos think Rush is for real. But he is fake like all things Conservative. Looks good on paper, don't work in real life.
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WOW!
That bumper sticker actually RAISES my opinion of NASCAR fans.
Jonesboro man blames imaginary friend 'Curt' for robbery idea
05:17 PM CDT on Sunday, April 6, 2008
Associated Press
JONESBORO, Ark. – A Jonesboro man may have needed to listen to his conscience — and not his imaginary friend — when thinking about robbing a home.
Robert McKenzie, 22, faces felony residential burglary and theft charges after stealing $10.50 in dimes from a Jonesboro home. Police say McKenzie told investigators his imaginary friend "Curt" told him to go inside the home. At a court hearing Friday, McKenzie asked a reporter why he didn't take a picture of "Curt."
Police say Nettleton School District employees caught McKenzie robbing a co-worker's home Wednesday. Officers say McKenzie stabbed a man with a screwdriver before being arrested.
McKenzie was being held Saturday on $5,000 bond at the Craighead County jail. He refused to fill out paperwork for a public defender to represent him.
Curt was released on his own recognizance.
hey it sounds like a great idea and if they glow then hillary will be able to see the snipers at dark
Gotta love that "Nuke 'em" mentality.
Damn commie pinko bastards.
I don't get it. Bush says we're expending great resources and soldiers' lives to "save" these people. We're bringing freedom and democracy. And now this bumper sticker says we should just kill them all. Somehow it doesn't make sense to me but I'm not nearly as smart as Bush or his neo-con advisors.
2:02. I can see why it doesn't make sense to you. It's called a bumper sticker. It is not the strategy of the Bush administration. Now go get in line for your food stamps.
3:30 how many less bright rednecks actually think that bumper sticker has merit? Someone plastered it on his/her car. Do you suppose they endorse this approach? Do you?
5:31, No I don't. Stay the course.
Thought it was the stradamagy of the Bush Administration. W probably thinks Harry Potter is real. Connos think Rush is for real. But he is fake like all things Conservative. Looks good on paper, don't work in real life.
8:27, well said. I couldn't understand a word.
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