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4.09.2008

My Next Run

In Decatur. Good times.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

What!
AGE GROUP CATEGORIES
Male and Female: 18 and under

Anonymous said...

Wear lots of sunscreen and bug spray. Wouldn't want to damage any parts!

Atticus said...

I notice it says: "No pets, bicycles, strollers, baby joggers, or in-line skates will be permitted on the course for safety reasons."
Are they worried about someone getting their "lip flops"caught in there while running?
Also do nude runners get to wear running shoes as they flip flop?

Anonymous said...

How does a "well-endowed" woman run like that? I guess "very carefully"!

Anonymous said...

I think I may go to the dance

Recondaddy said...

There will be another 5K on May 10th. It's the Decatur 5K sponsored by the Wise County Veterans Group and co-sponsored by Fit-N-Wise.
It is sanctioned by U.S. Track and Field and is considered a challenging course.
Unlike the "au natural" run....no whistling allowed.

Anonymous said...

note that it says to arrive early to warm up, how do you properly warm up as a man when you are nude and outside on an april morning.

Gorilla said...

Is the Bluebonnet nudist colony still out there off 287? I heard The Missing Link was a member there a long time ago...

M&M said...

Barry, We expect many pictures, please.

Anonymous said...

Barry, No pictures. Please.

Anonymous said...

recondaddy - Despite what the Decatur 5K folks say, their race is NOT sanctioned by the USATF. The course is certified by the USATF to be accurate but the race itself is not sanctioned. The Decatur 5K folks were told about this last year but obviously they don't care about misleading people.

Anonymous said...

Mam, excuse me, mind if I rub some oil on you? It'll make you run faster!

Anonymous said...

No pets (except for your Weiner dog).
"Runners have found that nude running gives them a feeling of . . . blue balls."

Wecarebarr said...

Don't do it Barry,you'll bruise your knees AND pectoral muscles!

Anonymous said...

Hell, I can't imagine eating Bar-B-Que with a bunch of naked people and then dancing. Sounds like a real party! The old folks that'll be there need to lay low on the beans and coleslaw. Wheew Whee!!
Yep, only in Wise County can you have a 5k run with a bunch of naked people and eat Bar-B-Que afterwards. Talk about wet farts!!

Anonymous said...

Predicted winners....

Overall Men's:

Wally "Magic" Marbles

Overall Women's:

Betty "Black Eye" Titslinger

Double Fake Big Harry Cox

Anonymous said...

Finishing last overall:

Dan "Dingle" Barry

Double Fake Noah Crapp

Anonymous said...

optional attire..
women---upper topper flopper stoppers/over shoulder boulder holders

men---lower decker pecker checkers

Anono4obviousreasons said...

Rumor has it, if Barry posts pics of himself he'll need EXTRA long black rectangles.

Decaturdreamin said...

I did some work out there at the nudist colony years ago with my brother in law. For part of the time they wouldn't let me go in due to my age-14 and I had to stay with a girl in the office. She called me "sugar" and with her hand under my chin she'd say,"I could take you home and just eat you up!" while looking up and down me smiling.I was so naive,I had no idea she was 'down with me' and meant what she said more or less literally. She looked like a tan Lindsay Lohan with shortish brown curly hair.
We repaired the roof of the indoor pool. My bro looked down through a hole and said,"Oh my God,there's naked DUDES floatin all around down there!" and then the shocker,"Dude,one of them's totally suckin the others thing." He then lay on roof on his back with one hand on his chest saying,"Oh my God." over and over.
I thought it would be a total banquet of beautiful people with even beautifuller bodies all around. Not so much,LOTS of dudes and it seemed like all the women were overweight. And there was a lot of old people. I also remember being surprised at kids staying there. There were signs everywhere telling people to carry towels with them to use to sit on. I saw a big fat lady get out of a lounge chair and start walking away with a paper towel hanging out of her butt-I guess she forgot her towel.
While leaving we stood out near the office talking. A big car was headed out with another behind it-they were driven by the baloney gobbling floating bandits. The guy in the second car had a bag of Sour Cream and Onion chips on the dash and was eating them as he drove by. My bro said,"We gotta go." On the way home he'd shake his head every once in a while and say,"Uh-uh,good God almighty,GOOD GAWD almighty." That girl kept saying to the efect,"YOU come back and see ME." and touching me alot,I never did go back.
I'm sorry nudist colony lady. I'd use up a do over for you if I had one.
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