4.08.2008

Think The Owner is High Tone?


When I was up in the district courtroom today, the bailiff showed me a set of missing keys he had found. Next to the Lexus key chain was a miniature bottle of hand sanitizer connected to it.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe just clean.

Anonymous said...

Most likely has obsessive/compulsive disorder. What people don't realize is heavy use of sanitizer and anti-bacterial stuff gives rise to superbugs (and no, I don't mean wordkyle's life partner). Just ask a hospital. You're just accelerating the bacteria's resistance and soon the chemical with have no effect.

Andria said...

Well, if I had to be in the Wise County Courthouse (...thinking back to past infestations) - I'd have hand sanitizer too.

Anonymous said...

must be a woman,because lexus is definatly a girl car. probly pretty high maintinance and a nagger.

Anonymous said...

What makes you think she's black?

Anonymous said...

TO 9:46
drum rim shot...
uncontrolled laughter !!

LouiseSheesh said...

8:53 she drives a Lexus,not a Cadillac. Quit being such a racist pig-dog.

Yesindeed said...

Andria = much too smart and cute for this band of miscreants.
Man,if I was just 20 years younger,somebody would be getting a toe lickin'-see what I mean?
Leave while you can.