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11.14.2007

Wise County Has A New Pope

The "Blessing Of The Socks And Underwear Department" will occur at noon. Fellowship at the in-store McDonalds immediately thereafter.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

And here I am thinking that white smoke in the parking lot was just an old Plymoth burning oil.

Anonymous said...

Praise Jesus.

Anonymous said...

I seen White Smoke coming out of the Deli this morning......

Anonymous said...

Can he roller skate in a buffalo herd?

Anonymous said...

FAKE

Anonymous said...

I hate to lose !

Anonymous said...

I just wish that one lecherous priest would stop staring at my hiney every time I go through the apparel department

The Devil said...

Yes in fact he can roller skate in a buffalo herd, and just the other day I caught him changing film with a kid on his back while he was fishing in a watermelon patch. Just after he went home he took a shower in a parakeet cage and then went swimming in a baseball pool.