11.15.2007

Breaking News!!!! Oh, The Humanity!






This is what we've got: A white pickup was headed west on N. Main in Decatur and veered into the Just Like New parking lot. He struck four five cars before T-boning the fifth sixth one. My high ranking sources in the Decatur PD tell me the driver of the white truck, 32 years old, may have suffered from a seizure.

Edit: On an unrelated note, there's a tanker truck on fire on I-35 between Denton and Dallas that has the interstate completely shut down. For the time being, Fox 4 has a live feed here.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not a good day to be looking for bargains, huh?

the texas hammer said...

Looks like someone has been nippin' at the fire water in Deeeecatur this afternoon!

Why were you out there Barry? Handing out business cards?

OOOOO! Burn.

Anonymous said...

Probably some drunk driver looking for an attorney.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was confused and thought the store was closing soon due to the recent time change.

Anonymous said...

That was Barry's recent DWI client coming back to pay him.

Anonymous said...

2:45 that is exactly what it is. lmfao

Anonymous said...

Future client.

Anonymous said...

I guess the shop can now sell some gently used vehicles.

Anonymous said...

Was he an illegal alien without insurance?

Anonymous said...

Anon3:10 nope or he would have hit my truck some how.
They seem to always do.

Anonymous said...

3:10, AMEN!!

Denney Crane said...

You damn ambulance chasers!!!

The Devil said...

He was probably gawking at the deer head in your offices as he was driving by and his hands followed his head as he drove by.

Anonymous said...

The Devil....4:10 I got the visual, laughed so hard I cried,

House of R & R said...

How scary! Some guy having a possible seizure. WOW. Sounds like he should NOT have been operating a motor vehicle. Don't they have meds for that sort of thing?

LOL to the posts on this one.

border patrol said...

Dirty rotten Messcans !!! You know it was a Messcan cuz he was driving a chevy and drinkin a bud.

Anonymous said...

7:56--- I vote Wise county white trash cause he was drivin a Chevy and smokin a bud.

CHEECH said...

In the words of Tommy Chong .... Beaners ! Like to kick you in the face.... Beaners like to eat beans.... Beaners like to crash into cheap clothes stores... O.K. maybe not the last verse.


Cheech Marin