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11.12.2007

The Most Evil Person In The World


Heather Mills is crazy. Paul McCartney married her a couple of years ago, and I remember them appearing together on Larry King Live. Even then, I thought she could suck the life force out of anyone - including a Beatle. The greatest Beatle, I might add.

Anyway, if you don't know the story I won't bore you with it. Suffice it say, they are going through a divorce and she's trying to rob Paul in a divorce settlement. She was giving interviews all over the place last week in an effort to do some damage control over her horrible (and justifiable) image. Even her lawyers quit on her this week because she's so nutty.

I'm strangely turned on.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry you are sick and we love you for it.

Gorilla said...

The greatest Beatle was John Lennon.

There's a great idea for a poll...

Anonymous said...

Paul

Anonymous said...

The beatles suck.

Anonymous said...

Lennon was obviously the greatest Beatle. The Beatles were the greatest influential band of all times. They took doowop rock n' roll into the stuff that you here from the 70's.

I remember you posting your ipod playlist a long time ago...I don't remember much stuff from back then. Mostly teenage junk. WHat's the deal?! haha

Anonymous said...

I vote for John Lennon.

Anonymous said...

Pete was clearly Best.

oldphilosopher said...

Elvis is still The King .

Anonymous said...

Stu Sutcliffe

Anonymous said...

I am the walrus...

Pseudonym said...

Hey Barry, the one-legged, crazy, former model babe can be a great turn on.

I vote for Lennon.

Anonymous said...

Bill Lewis and the Diamond Rose

Anonymous said...

Ex-wife #3?

Albert Hall said...

6:33 must a young punk..or GAY

Bill O said...

She is separated at birth with the MOST evil woman in the world, Ann Coulter. I think it must be the bleach for their hair..

Anonymous said...

I think she looks like Ann Coulter who IS the most evil person in the world.

Anonymous said...

Paul is a doofus ... John RULES!

Anonymous said...

Paul is the best.

And he can't replace Linda.

Atticus said...

"And here's another clue for you all/The walrus was Paul. ...

Anonymous said...

Ok let's say you are 64 and just happen to be worth oh say $500 million and this 30 something good looking women with a missing leg wants to marry you.

Do the words gold digger,leach,bottom feeding bitch not ever cross your mind at some point before saying I do?

mean mr. mustard said...

I always thought George was the coolest.

rpm said...

John Lennon was the greatest Beatle and Bob Wills is still The King.

Ann Coulter is the most evil person in the world. Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Anonymous said...

12:55, Paul may have just wanted to try something new, challeging, adventurous, or as Barry would say, maybe he was just needing a little "Pick Me Up". No "pun" intended on the leg thing.

Anonymous said...

A vote for Ringo here, just because he has the coolest name.

I would hit it, regarless of how evil she is.

quadruple fake devil said...

As the final authority on evil, let me give you the list:

10)George Clooney
9)Michael Moore
8)Jimmy Carter
7)Walter Cronkite
6)Dan Rather
5)O.J. Simpson
4)Ann Richards (Awarded Posthumously)
3)James Carville
2)William Jefferson Clinton
1)Hillary Rodham Clinton

So, there you have it.

Pseudonym said...

George Clooney is more evil than Hitler?

Anonymous said...

I vote for.............


The Oneders!

Anonymous said...

The Stones blow the Beatles out of the bong water.

But this woman's anger does turn me on a little bit too Barry. Hubba hubba.

Anonymous said...

I love the oneders! aka the wonders.

Anonymous said...

Is the answer Stump the Clown???

Anonymous said...

The Stones don't hold a candle to the Beatles. The Beatles changed rock forever. Pink Floyd is about a 100 times more cooler than the Stones. The stones are gay.

Anonymous said...

3:32-------------Yes, tahtis a Very accurate list.
Pseudo-------I think we're talking Evil Americans/ currently Evil Americans

Anonymous said...

3:32- I do kind of like your list, But, you seem to have missed/ mis-rated some. To-wit--

1) Molly Ivins (every bit as dead as Ann Richards)

2) Walter Cronkite--WTF?

3) James Carville? Okay, He's an idiot (liberal), he's UGLY, but I'm not sure he's smart enough to actually be evil.

Condoleesa said...

He should have remembered the lyrics to his song

"When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?"

Anonymous said...

Hey 4:28...
"You're talkin jibberish!"

rpm (aka Percussionist Foster Grant) said...

I love that thing they do!

Anonymous said...

SOOOOooooo many questions!!Why did she have to go? Would she ever say?? I guess when he married her, his troubles seemed so far away, BUT now it looks as though their here to stay. I just guess he's not half the man he used to be. Did he say something wrong?? Maybe he needs a place to hide away until this is all over with. Poor Paul, seems like every where he goes there's a shadow hanging over him. I heard it all started when she hid the TV remote, and then he accidentally found it when he was going to hide her leg in the same place. I know he was only playing with her! It probably would'nt have gone this far if he had'nt kept kicking the crutch out from underneath her and laughing every time she fell while she was looking for her leg, he just THOUGHT love was an easy game to play!!!! I bet he really longs for yesterday. But that was YESTERDAY AND YESTERDAY'S GOOOONNNNEEEE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ugg..I must be too young to appreciate the Beatles, the Pink Floyd's and the Led Zepplin's of the world and I'm in my 40's.

The only memories I have of that sort of music is when I was in high school, I had some college friends who would listen to that stuff and do those cow patty flowers. I use to think they were wierd and crazy!

Anonymous said...

Fake is the right word.

Anonymous said...

I'm not even 20 and I'm the on that loves all of of that: Beatles, Pink Floyd, Kansas, etc.

yeah buddy!

Anonymous said...

The beatles do suck. BAD.
Anyone (most all of you it seems) who is drawn to their music can't recognize musicianship good or bad. John put out some good thought provoking solo stuff but the rest of the Beatles' music is just crap.
Hooorrrrrible musicianship.

Bring it.

Anonymous said...

11:38 I'm curious,what's your age and are you a musician?

Sick said...

11:38 Plays the Male Organ at band camp

Anonymous said...

I'm not 11:38, but I am a "professional" musician. And I couldn't disagree more with 11:38. The Beatles weren't the greatest musicians, not by a long shot. But they changed music forever. What they did for music was unbelieveable. The changed how songs were written, sung, and played. Lennon in my opinion was a lyrical genius. Take "I am the Walrus". Nobody could write lyrics like that except for maybe Lewis Caroll who I believe wrote "The Carpenter and the Walrus" wich "I am the Walrus" was based upon. Lennon respected Caroll's writings very much. As I said earlier, the Beatles changed rock n' roll from the doowop type, to the more harder rock that we, or I atleast, loved out of the 70's. I don't listen to any of this crap they are producing today...only the Beatles with some 70's rock also if I want to listen to true rock....I'm not even 20 and it's not hard to tell that the Beatles are the greatest.

Anonymous said...

Republicans do not like the Beatles. They have extremely poor taste in regard to politics, so why would anyone not to expect them to have poor taste in music?