No, no, you are all wrong. Someone stole the "blue light" from Walmart and the special cannot be announced until the light is found. It's a terrible situation.
No - it was the city-wide alarm that the stinky smells were very high today. Everybody - hold yer' nose as you drive thru Decatur. Otherwise, you might puke all over the insides of your Hummer or Escalade.
Thanks for the tip on the Krispy Kreme's, mzcreep - they quit sellin' 'em at the place in Alvoid we sometimes stop at. Mmmmmmm - I loves me some o' them blueberry cake Krispy Kreme donuts. I usually try to save a couple of small pieces to stuff up my nose as I drive thru Decatur.
No, 8:27PM, Decatur stinks - you must be in denial, or you've lost your sense of smell - other people on this blog have agreed. Or, are you in charge of the water treatment plant? Otherwise, I'll just think of you as another idiot from Wise County who can't smell their own sewage. You do have a septic tank at your trailer house, don't you?
NOW COME ON EVERYBODY, BY NOW ALL OF YOU FROM THIS QUITE LITTLE DUST COVERED COUNTY SHOULD KNOW WHAT ALL THE RACKETT IS ABOUT........THEY JUST STARTED A NEW CHAPTER OF LET'S SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG.....AND JUST ABOUT THE TIME THE RUG WAS RAISED WAS WHEN THE ROWDY, LOUD AND PROUD GROUP FROM THE WEST SIDE OF BRIDGEPORT GOT CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT OF THE SALLY PORT AND GUNS WERE DRAWN SO ... NATURALLY BLOOD SHED, ETC. AND THE EMT'S GOT TO TRY OUT THEIR NEW TOYS, SIRENS........ WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOP....
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It's just Decatur PD working with MSNBC's Chris Hansen on some kind of round-up thingy or somethin.
They had got a call about some short guy with thinning hair throwing a computer into the rock crusher.
I heard OJ is in town.
I heard there was a bomb threat in the men's room at the roadside park between Decatur and Alvord...
lol ... some funny sense of humor(s)
No, no, you are all wrong. Someone stole the "blue light" from Walmart and the special cannot be announced until the light is found. It's a terrible situation.
Wasn't the "blue light" a K-Mart thing? Wal-Mart is "falling prices".
I got a red light special on Harry Hines once, followed soon after by a bad case of the (insert loud applause here).
Better go check and see if you still got wheels on your cars!
Weed patrol in motion
I think all the sirens had something to do with the Krispy Kreme guy making a delivery of fresh doughnuts at the Phillips 66 mini-mart.
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The Russians are coming!!
The Russians are coming!!
No - it was the city-wide alarm that the stinky smells were very high today. Everybody - hold yer' nose as you drive thru Decatur. Otherwise, you might puke all over the insides of your Hummer or Escalade.
Thanks for the tip on the Krispy Kreme's, mzcreep - they quit sellin' 'em at the place in Alvoid we sometimes stop at. Mmmmmmm - I loves me some o' them blueberry cake Krispy Kreme donuts. I usually try to save a couple of small pieces to stuff up my nose as I drive thru Decatur.
You mean, turn up your nose; you're obviously better than us uneducated morons who live here, right?
No, 8:27PM, Decatur stinks - you must be in denial, or you've lost your sense of smell - other people on this blog have agreed. Or, are you in charge of the water treatment plant? Otherwise, I'll just think of you as another idiot from Wise County who can't smell their own sewage. You do have a septic tank at your trailer house, don't you?
NOW COME ON EVERYBODY, BY NOW ALL OF YOU FROM THIS QUITE LITTLE DUST COVERED COUNTY SHOULD KNOW WHAT ALL THE RACKETT IS ABOUT........THEY JUST STARTED A NEW CHAPTER OF LET'S SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG.....AND JUST ABOUT THE TIME THE RUG WAS RAISED WAS WHEN THE ROWDY, LOUD AND PROUD GROUP FROM THE WEST SIDE OF BRIDGEPORT GOT CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT OF THE SALLY PORT AND GUNS WERE DRAWN SO ... NATURALLY BLOOD SHED, ETC. AND THE EMT'S GOT TO TRY OUT THEIR NEW TOYS, SIRENS........ WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOP....
It does smell awful in Decatur. Somebody call Andy.
Aw shucks 9:20 --
Boy, you've got me pegged!
Septic tank, yes - trailer house, no - you do the math! I don't live close enough to smell you!
Treatment plant foreman, no - professional and degreed, yes!
Oh, and I'm gainfully employed, too, and still have all my teeth (except those pulled for braces way back when).
If it smells so bad, why do you all keep coming back for more??
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