9.19.2007

Knee Jerk Prediction


O.J. will never be convicted because of this Las Vegas incident.

- One of the victims has already had a heart attack
- Every single witness is shady
- One of the victims was on The Today Show today saying the TMZ released audiotape had been edited (and that everyone needs to "calm down.")
- The fact that there is an audio tape at all screams "set up."
- The prosecutors added a charge of "kidnapping" yesterday which indicates they already don't know what they are doing.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, we can all hope can't we? Just hope that the judge on this one is not as timid and permissive as Ito was.

Pseudonym said...

For sure O.J. will walk. If you can get away with murder then these charges are Mickey Mouse in comparison. In fact they are laughable.

It seems DAs like to be in the spotlight too so they agressively go after celebrity crimes even if the cases are shaky at best. But Mike Nifong is an example where these cases can spiral into a disaster.

Think Frustrated said...

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again."

G.W. Bush

Anonymous said...

if it doesn't fit, you must aquit

GO JUICE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"I did not have sex with that woman." Bill Clinton while under oath.

Anonymous said...

And what's up with all the media coverage on this thing? It would be impossible to get a fair jury.

Anonymous said...

A blow job isn't sex.

Anonymous said...

I understand that OJ is talking about coming back to play football...sources say he can still cut and run!

Shane Rollins said...

And he didn't have sex, he got a blow job which last time I checked wasn't sex. You can't get pregnant from a blow job.

The only thing the prosecution can hope for is a jury that is so bent on sending OJ to jail that they overlook the evidence.

Anonymous said...

OMG...y'all are funny....have you not heard of "oral sex"!?!?
Sexual intercourse is sex and a blow job is oral sex! Duh!

Anonymous said...

11:08, young women who have lost their ovaries to chemotherapy treatments can't get pregnant. By your definition, guess they can't have sex either.

Anonymous said...

Criminey. What B. C. said was "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." He expressly used the term "sexual relations" because he thought he was being smart. He thought that term legally only referred to intercourse, and hence not to oral sex. In fact, he was wrong. And obviously his response was devious at best. But that was the definition of "sexual relations" which he believed applied, and that's why his testimony was not technically "perjury".

That is not intended as any great defense of Clinton. But it is also true that he is far from alone when it comes to lying to the American people. We're a damn gullible bunch. Unfortunately, the visceral negative emotion most people feel towards him has more to do with the fact that he got caught in the lie, so we could no longer continue to deceive ourselves about him ... the way we continue to deceive ourselves about the other liars.

Anonymous said...

What happens in Vegas....stays in Ve........

Nevermind.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we should start a discussion on what the definition of "is" is.....

Double Fake Merriam Webster

Denney Crane said...

This is a travesty! Due to the fact that no animals were hurt during this incident, he should be acquitted!

Anonymous said...

he wasnt impeached over monica guys. it was over the false testemony he gave and had other give in the jennifer flowers sexual harrasment civil trial.

Anonymous said...

Weren't Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby frog marched off to prison for giving false testimony?

Anonymous said...

to 11:03, I wish you would have explained to my father that a blow job is not really sex when he caught me giving a guy I was dating a blow job. And to think, he tried to kill that guy and we weren't really having sex!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, at least Saddam was WILLING to negotiate!!!!!

Anonymous said...

HE THINKS HE HAS GOTTEN AWAY WITH YET ANOTHER CRIME, BUT HE WILL HAVE TO KNELL AND CONFESS BEFORE OUR "FATHER" AND NO MATTER WHAT JUDGE OR WHAT DEFENSE HE THINKS AT THAT TIME, HE WILL HAVE TO PAY DEARLY FOR ALL THE WRONGS HE HAS DONE.... THERE WON'T BE A SPECIAL TEAMS, OR A CRAFTY LAWYER HELPING HIM, THIS DAY WILL COME AND JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL........ GOD BE WITH HIM!! THOSE THAT HE HAS LEFT VICTIMS OF HIS ACTIONS AND CARELESS DECISIONS ARE IN MY PRAYERS, AND O.J. YOU TOO ARE IN MY PRAYERS, DUDE WAKE UP AND TAKE TIME TO PREPARE FOR THE FINAL QUARTER, THE LORD IS VERY FORGIVING ASK FOR IT!!!

Anonymous said...

To 8:59 PM...Phone # Please?

Anonymous said...

10:27, it was God's infinite wisdom within the framework of God's plan that allowed OJ to be acquitted the first time. If you say otherwise, you are a heretic.

Anonymous said...

10:27 - how do you knell?

Correction: how do you spell?

Anonymous said...

"I got one hand in my pocket and the other one is holding a big knife...."

OJ humming along with Alanis Morissette

Anonymous said...

11:35 u got a tickerla in ure haira, WHAT?