And any of you guys have any suggestions for a poll question? My brain isn't working.
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9.17.2007
And With The Last Precincts Reporting . . .
And any of you guys have any suggestions for a poll question? My brain isn't working.
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Age groups, maybe?
If you could have any position in County government it would be:
District Judge
D.A.
County Court at Law Judge
C.A.
County Clerk
District Clerk
Sheriff
etc.
Which county football team will go all the way? Is it right for the boys today where those stupid arm mums? Do you go back to your school's homecoming?
You can check to see the religious preferences of your viewing audience. Though we are suppose to stay away from this and politics and sex. To stay safe ask something about the weather.
Education level?
You might do a scale on the grammar and spelling police, something like:
1. I am one
2. I love them
3. Don't care
4. Enough already
5. Blog scum
Age groups!
Favorite restaurant in Decatur.
How about how long have you lived in Wise County? Republican, Democrat, or other? Level of schooling? Chicken or fish?
It looks like most of your readers are married. Does that mean that the single people actually have an interesting life and aren't bored enough to sit around reading this blog? What does all of that mean?
how about the hottest chicks of the blog, a.k.a Barry's Babes
britney spears
christina aguilera
wal-mart women
pam anderson
college fans
Question: How often do you anonymously post outrageous comments in order to rile readers and provoke responses (i.e., troll):
a) never
b) sometimes
c) at least once a day
d) are you kidding? that's all i ever do on this blog
Barry, poll people's satisfaction with their current school, teacher, district etc.
Here's one that is simple and will get a lot of people upset at each other:
Bridgeport or Decatur
It's simple and opened ended.
You can ask how many people dress up for a trip to Wal-Mart!
D for sure, 2:10PM.
age groups, please...
My suggestion would be would you prefet Henson, Story or Neither be your athletic director....
Religious Preference
Atheist
Christian
Muslim
Spiritual
Other
Least Professional Public Office
County Clerk
Dept. Public Safety
Justice of the Peace
Police Dept.
School District
Sheriff's Dept.
Tax Collector
Favourite Jeans
Carhartt
Faded Glory
Levis
True Religion
Wranglers
Number of Times a Week You Have Sex
0-1
2-4
5-7
8-10
11-13
14-16
17-Too BUSY to read The Blog.
You left out Diamond Cut on your jeans list, Mzchief. It's all in the gusset.
2:25 ~
I agree with your poll choice but I would add an additional choice ~ "neither" It would be the sure winner.
My submission would be favorite clothing
a. RealTree Camo
b. Shirts that are too small and make your fat gut hang out over your low-rise jeans.
c. Wranglers. Even when it's 104 degrees
d. T-shirts that say "Git 'er Done" on them
Speaking of Wise County fashion disasters... I was at Chili's the other night and saw a mom with two teenage girls (who themselves had on clothes so tight and small that nothing was left to the imagination) who was wearing one of those stupid looking shirts all the teenagers wear and she had her goddam NOSE PIERCED! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!! What are you people thinking? You're 40, not 14 you heifer.
Real teeth, dentures, some, none.
4:04
We would need favorite female clothing as well -
a) Sweats
b) Mumu
c) Stretch pants
d) Oversized Minnie Mouse shirt
Do you have sex alone or with someone while blogging?
Have you ever had The Shocker or have you ever preformed The Shocker ?
What you wouldn't give for MzChief's opinion-
-Rats a$$
-Flying F**k
-a Sh*t
I like 3:17's idea
# of times a week you have sex
But lets be HONEST!!!
How about: If you live in Wise County, how long have you lived here:
a. 4th (or more) generation Wise County resident.
b. Lived here all my life.
c. 10 years or more.
d. 5 years or less
7:16, I wouldn't give any of those for Mzchief's opinion. I think she's real smart and a real smartass. Kinda sad that you hating Mzchief is the only thing that keeps you relevant.
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