1.09.2007

I've Had The Weirdest Dreams Lately

Last night in my dreams, me and a group of guys were to play, in a nationally televised game, the premiere women's high school basketball team in the country. And I was assigned the job of guarding their best player - some point guard. Mind you, this wasn't a dream about me in high school trying to guard some stud high school female. Nope. It was present day me who was supposed to do that job. I was so excited that I was scrambling trying to find someone to TIVO it. As usual for my dreams, I got lost and wasn't able to make it. (I spend all my time in my dreams trying to get to somewhere else.) I guess that is just as well. That dream girl would have scored 100 points on me by halftime. How bizarre.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

In my dreams I am always needing to run and can't. My legs move like they are in slow motion. I try to concentrate to make them move fast but they just crawl and I never get there. It doesn't matter if I am chasing someone or they are chasing me. My legs won't move. I hate it.

Anonymous said...

only in my dreams do i score.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like somebody is on the dope.

m&m said...

Barry, maybe you need to go to one of those fantasy sports camps of some sort. Might do the trick.

Anonymous said...

I dreamed I was a wall paper hanger and woke up up with a handful of glue.

Anonymous said...

Barry I would let you score on me.