1.12.2007

Official Weather Statement From Me

When I drove up to the courthouse at 2:00 p.m. (because it was raining), my official car thermometer read 68 degrees. When I drove back a little before 4:00 p.m., it read 41 degrees.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

That sounds like it would make the nipples hard on a mannequin!!

Anonymous said...

41 degrees? Not really. Wonder how many Wise County idiots will die on ice in the next couple of days? "Aww man, I got me one of them big ole trucks with them big ole tires. This thang don't worry bout no ice. Full speed ahead. Besides, if I do lose control and hit someone, chances are they'll be killed and not me...so let's go". You watch...someone IS going to DIE...sad, but the price of having too many brainless nuts living around you.

Anonymous said...

I can't do anything about the wind chill but I am going to raise the relative humidity as soon as my sister gets home.

Anonymous said...

Watch out for the sand trucks.

Anonymous said...

Played golf this morning. Weather was just great. Finished by 1pm and then the temp dropped like a rock. Guess I'll start working the tax return for the next several days.

Anonymous said...

I seen Barry and his gay lover kissing in the bar

Anonymous said...

So that's where he is this weekend.

Anonymous said...

grow up anon 9:06! How stupid are you anyway!

Anonymous said...

4:25... please warn me when you are going to get out on the road. I will be sure to fire up my "big ole truck with them big ole tires" and proceed directly to ramming speed.

Anonymous said...

Maybe B's down in some Jack County ravine, sittin' in his car, with a stick stuck through his neck, and all his fancy techno crap won't get a signal. I hope not. I hope he's safe and warm like I am. Maybe he's just seeing how many of us are going through withdrawals because of his non-posting. I could get myself all worked up over this, because he usually does tell us where he is going, but I'm holding off.

Anonymous said...

4:25:
Do you know how it feels to know that you're the reason that someone lost their life? Who cares if it's an accident. It will haunt you the rest of your life. You don't EVER want to know how that feels. You talk real big, but real stupid!!! Hopefully no one has to die because of someone else's arrogance.

Anonymous said...

"Facetious" is a word that I am pretty sure 2:12PM or 2:37PM understand. No thanks necessary, 4:25PM. I think they missed your quotation marks.

Anonymous said...

I didn't miss any quotation marks.
I realize that 4:25 was being facetious. I just thought it was in poor taste regardless of how it was meant.

Anonymous said...

So how long have you been hanging around here, 4:41PM?

Anonymous said...

2:12, feel free. I don't need to get out on icy roads. Chances are it will just be you in the ditch. One less big ole truck with them big ole tars that don't haul a darn thing except mama's groceries.

Anonymous said...

Lots of folks on here just can't keep up with more sophisticated commentary, sarcasm, word play, dry humor or commentary and references to other blogs or previous comments. Thank goodness for the few of you who can and are discerning. There should be an "A" blog (for those that have seen other parts of the world, read books, etc.) and a "B", or "locals" blog for those that need it kept simple...