Amazing! All a "reasonable" person need do is take a look at Dr. Phil to realize that either his diet program was BOGUS or he was too dense to use his OWN products.
WHY would ANYONE believe a DOUGHYtelevision talk show host had the cure for fat?
Step #2 300,000 consumers purchase the product for $100 each
Step #3 Dr. Phil recieves $30 million in revenue with net profits of $23 million
Step #4 300,000 consumers determine product to be fraudulent
Step #5 One law firm stokes a precious 50 of the 300,000 consumers into a smoldering frenzy with promises of a huge payout.
Step #6 Law firm begins national ad campaign through which an additional 100,000 clients are added to the original precious 50
Step #7 Class Action is achieved
Step #8 Dr. Phil "lawyers up"
Step #9 Negotiations begin.
Step #10 Resolution attained.
Of the $23 million profit, Dr. Phil must pay his lawyers a whopping $1 million. An additional $10.8 million is turned over to the class action law firm. The law firm pays the advertising expense of $1.5 million leaving a balance of $9.3 million. Lawyer fees total $8 million which leaves $1.3 million to be divided among the 100,050 consumers of the suit. Each participant of the suit recieves $13 from their original $100.
Dr. Phil makes $11.2 million Dr. Phil's lawyers make $1 million Class Action lawyers make $8 million.
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Insurance will cover the costs of the settlement and Dr. Phil McGraw will have no personal obligation to contribute to the fund.
Amazing!
All a "reasonable" person need do is take a look at Dr. Phil to realize that either his diet program was BOGUS or he was too dense to use his OWN products.
WHY would ANYONE believe a DOUGHY television talk show host had the cure for fat?
Step #1 Dr. Phil offers fraudulent product.
Step #2 300,000 consumers purchase the product for $100 each
Step #3 Dr. Phil recieves $30 million in revenue with net profits of $23 million
Step #4 300,000 consumers determine product to be fraudulent
Step #5 One law firm stokes a precious 50 of the 300,000 consumers into a smoldering frenzy with promises of a huge payout.
Step #6 Law firm begins national ad campaign through which an additional 100,000 clients are added to the original precious 50
Step #7 Class Action is achieved
Step #8 Dr. Phil "lawyers up"
Step #9 Negotiations begin.
Step #10 Resolution attained.
Of the $23 million profit, Dr. Phil must pay his lawyers a whopping $1 million. An additional $10.8 million is turned over to the class action law firm. The law firm pays the advertising expense of $1.5 million leaving a balance of $9.3 million. Lawyer fees total $8 million which leaves $1.3 million to be divided among the 100,050 consumers of the suit. Each participant of the suit recieves $13 from their original $100.
Dr. Phil makes $11.2 million
Dr. Phil's lawyers make $1 million
Class Action lawyers make $8 million.
We call that the American Dream.
It's "how's that working for ya," not "how's that working OUT for ya."
I love Dr. Phil, but hey...nobody's perfect.
Hey fat people, quit eating so much.
5:48 is right - quit eating so much.
America "feeds" on folks with impulsive behaviors. Even lawyers get their "slice" of it......
Keeps them in business.
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