The Campaign For DA


Insert Obvious Nascar Cliche Here

ABC World News Tonight taught me that NASCAR has teamed up with some romance novel writers to produce a series of books. One is here. My first suggested line: "As I grabbed her waist and pulled her close, she became so hot that she needed a restrictor plate. My fears of commitment rushed into my mind but I brake-checked them as quickly as I'd accept a free ticket to Talladega."