A crazed man in a hardware store is going to attack me....funny, Note to self: Never enter a hardware store.
Great........"During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you."
"While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale." Joke's on you, Death Psychic -- I'd wear boots to a horse show.
I will be struck by lightning while walking my dog during a storm. Hmmmm...does this mean my dog lives or goes on to Heaven with me?
While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble
While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.
10 out of 10 people die, why does it matter how, your dead.
I blame death on the conservatives...
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.
Man, I only die because I choke to death on meat during a meal. I'm disappointed--its so boring compared to the rest of you!!
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