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9.27.2005

You're Pregnant!

Donald Trump, unfortunately, is to become a father again.

15 comments:

Condoleesa said...

I laughed so hard I squirted coffee out my nose

Anonymous said...

I hope the child does not have his hair!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The part that frightens me more than words can express is not the chance of these hair genetics seeping out into the bloodlines of America, it's the visual of the physical act of conceiving this child. The little love child of Donald Trump, .... here come the chills.

Anonymous said...

That's just gross - I'm sure he married her for her brains and she married him for his character.

Condoleesa said...

anon 10:36

STOP, you made me throw up a little in my mouth!

wizard said...

Anon 10:30: Hopefully the child will have sense enough to find someone who sells a GOOD RUG!

Anonymous said...

I wonder what the negotiations were prior to the dirty deed? I can see them now in the boardroom....you will agree to not touch my hair....I will agree not to breathe on you....you agree that there will be no giggling....I agree to not use the term "you're fired" at any time......and so on...

Anonymous said...

well they've revealed the guy is still fertile (?).......

......but who does his hair?

....looks like a bale of old hay.

.....surely this baby was conceived in a very DARK room!!

Anonymous said...

Yikes! What is the kid turns out to be another evil big business man or woman. A capitalist pig.

Anonymous said...

She's Hot

Anonymous said...

She's NOT!

Anonymous said...

i bet trump will fire him by the time he is 3.

Anonymous said...

yeah anon 2:46 - she is hot.....

...after his money....

Condoleesa said...

I love the expresssions on their faces in that pic. I would love to know what they are saying.

This all reminds me of a joke.

There is an elephant and a mouse walking thru the woods. The mouse falls in a deep hole an the elephant leans over and says "Don't worry, I will get you out." He whips out is male member and drops it down the whole and the mouse grabs on and climbs out. They keep walking and all of a suddenly the elephant falls into this huge crater. The mouse leans over the edge and yells in his loudest mouse voice, "Don't worry, I will get you out." He runs back and hops in his Porsche and drives up to the edge of the crater and connects up the winch and drops a line of rope in and pulls the elephant out.

Moral of that story: If you have a Porsche you don't need a big d...

Anonymous said...

Very true Condi.