9.27.2005

I Am A Decent Fellow

"DEAR ABBY: I am 76, my wife is 65. Our neighbor 'Roy is retired, but probably less than 60 years old. The fence between Roy's property and ours is 6 feet tall, but the wood has shrunk and there are gaps of about half an inch or more between the boards. Abby, Roy likes to work nude in his back yard and has told my wife he does this. Otherwise, he seems like a decent fellow. . . . . "

9 comments:

Condoleesa said...

Hey, how come my neighbors don't do that?

Anonymous said...

Dear Abby,
I'm a wrinkled old man that is jealous of my slightly younger wife receiving vegetables from my naked neighbor. The half inch gaps in our fence give me a full view of him when I have my face pressed against the wood. Can you help?
Sincerely, Too Shy to Bare It

Dear Too Shy,
How often are you naked and giving your wife a cucumber?
Sincerely, Abby

Anonymous said...

LOL, LOL, LOL.... I think California grows the biggest cucumbers!

trappedinchico said...

If my neighbors did that, I'd have to claw my eyes out.

Anonymous said...

I tried to mow my grass naked and got into trouble with the police. Maybe i should invest in a 6' privacy fence instead of a 4' chain link fence.

wizard said...

Hey Condi: They have a place for that between Decatur and Alvord.

Anonymous said...

I bet ya the wood in the fence isn't the only thing that's shrunk to a half inch.

Anonymous said...

LOL! GOOD ONE ANON AT 3:38PM!

THIS 65 YEAR OLD HAS BEEN LAUGHING AT THAT FOR AN HOUR!

Anonymous said...

If I were Abby,

To the husband: Get some Viagra....then your wife won't' hang out in the back yard...waiting for fresh veggies for the day.

Something really big can come out of this....Learn to live large. Get a swelling of pride. Be the big man in the neigborhood.

To the nude gardener next door:
It is so thoughtful of you to share your home grown veggies with the lady next door. I love fresh veggies. Do you have extra?


To the wife: Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. And I'm not referring to the fresh veggies!