"I'll Take an 8 Ball and That Book on C++"

According to the USA Today: "SAN FRANCISCO — Methamphetamine addicts are using the Internet to commit identity theft . . . . Meth addicts — already adept at stealing personal information from mailboxes to finance drug habits — now are hacking PCs to steal information." Trust me, I know a bunch of meth addicts. Computer hacking is not on their list of skills.