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9.28.2005

Waking Up

George Costanza of Seinfeld always said that if he was a porn star, he would call himself “Buck Naked”. Not bad (although I think that was also the name of a band that played in Boyd ten years ago). Someone told me once that you can determine you "porn name" by combining your first pet's name with your mother’s maiden name. I’m proud of mine: “Prince Davis”. Any other good ones out there?

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sugar Briggs

Anonymous said...

Linty Popelka....I am so freakin sexy.

Anonymous said...

DICK Chaney

Anonymous said...

Chainey dIck

Anonymous said...

Slinger Armstrong

Andria said...

Skippy Foerster...although I heard that the correct porn name nomenclature was 1) first pet's name, followed by 2) street you grew up on - which would make mine the much more entertaining: Skippy Sunset.

Anonymous said...

Bear Harris!!!! or Tooty Harris

Anonymous said...

Lady Richardson...or using the street name...Lady Mason...this is great, some entertaining names! Especially Sugar Briggs and Skippy Sunset...lol And Slinger...wow

Anonymous said...

anna smith!

Anonymous said...

Slugger Garcia

Condoleesa said...

Jinksy Stonelick?

Anonymous said...

Fannie McDonald (using the street name) Fannie Grayson (using mom's maiden name)

Condoleesa said...

Friskie Bush

Condoleesa said...

Chubby Johnson

BabyMakes3 said...

Lucky Woolley

Anonymous said...

slick duke

Anonymous said...

Lil'bit Long

(LOL) I would never have thought of this!

Bob said...

Spookie Smith

Anonymous said...

Sweetie Haynes

Anonymous said...

Pokie Longspur

Anonymous said...

Bear Coomer

natasha8boris said...

Freddoody Parkhill?

Anonymous said...

Sissy Dimond Hill or Sissy Motsenbocker

Anonymous said...

Twinkle Cox

Anonymous said...

Kissyfur Delay

saxon1 said...

This is hilarious. Mine is not nearly as good as "Friskie Bush or Jinsky Stonelick or Lil'bit Long or the best Twinkle Cox." It is just plain ole Sally Stratton--sounds more like a novelist than a porn star. Hey, my child has been robbed of her porn star name because we lived in the country, Ginger 2224--now that doesn't have a ring to it.

Anonymous said...

Dick Handy

Anonymous said...

Fifi Proffitt!