George Costanza of Seinfeld always said that if he was a porn star, he would call himself “Buck Naked”. Not bad (although I think that was also the name of a band that played in Boyd ten years ago).
Someone told me once that you can determine you "porn name" by combining your first pet's name with your mother’s maiden name.
I’m proud of mine: “Prince Davis”.
Any other good ones out there?
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9.28.2005
Waking Up
George Costanza of Seinfeld always said that if he was a porn star, he would call himself “Buck Naked”. Not bad (although I think that was also the name of a band that played in Boyd ten years ago).
Someone told me once that you can determine you "porn name" by combining your first pet's name with your mother’s maiden name.
I’m proud of mine: “Prince Davis”.
Any other good ones out there?
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Sugar Briggs
Linty Popelka....I am so freakin sexy.
DICK Chaney
Chainey dIck
Slinger Armstrong
Skippy Foerster...although I heard that the correct porn name nomenclature was 1) first pet's name, followed by 2) street you grew up on - which would make mine the much more entertaining: Skippy Sunset.
Bear Harris!!!! or Tooty Harris
Lady Richardson...or using the street name...Lady Mason...this is great, some entertaining names! Especially Sugar Briggs and Skippy Sunset...lol And Slinger...wow
anna smith!
Slugger Garcia
Jinksy Stonelick?
Fannie McDonald (using the street name) Fannie Grayson (using mom's maiden name)
Friskie Bush
Chubby Johnson
Lucky Woolley
slick duke
Lil'bit Long
(LOL) I would never have thought of this!
Spookie Smith
Sweetie Haynes
Pokie Longspur
Bear Coomer
Freddoody Parkhill?
Sissy Dimond Hill or Sissy Motsenbocker
Twinkle Cox
Kissyfur Delay
This is hilarious. Mine is not nearly as good as "Friskie Bush or Jinsky Stonelick or Lil'bit Long or the best Twinkle Cox." It is just plain ole Sally Stratton--sounds more like a novelist than a porn star. Hey, my child has been robbed of her porn star name because we lived in the country, Ginger 2224--now that doesn't have a ring to it.
Dick Handy
Fifi Proffitt!
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