Waking Up

George Costanza of Seinfeld always said that if he was a porn star, he would call himself “Buck Naked”. Not bad (although I think that was also the name of a band that played in Boyd ten years ago). Someone told me once that you can determine you "porn name" by combining your first pet's name with your mother’s maiden name. I’m proud of mine: “Prince Davis”. Any other good ones out there?