2.28.2012

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts



  • President Obama has got to get rid of his Press Secretary. He is awful. (He had a chance to hit a homerun yesterday with Santorum's comment calling the President a "snob" because he wanted all kids to go to college. Instead he spoke like he'd never been to middle school."
  • Decided to take out the Round Up and kill all the weeds in an empty flower bed in the back yard yesterday evening. As I soaked it, I noticed a strange plant about four inches tall. Then it dawned on me: Mrs. LL planted tulip buds there last Fall. 
  • I scared her when I came in the house and sadly told her, "We need to talk. I need to tell you something." I felt awful. 
  • I know next to nothing about the Mavericks and the NBA, but even I realize Lamar Odom is a spare.
  • I turned over to the Daytona 500 right when the flames of that crazy fire during a caution were at their peak. That was a very confusing moment as I tried to figure out what happen and got even more confusing when I only heard the words "helicopter engine". 
  • "Help me Tom Cruise. Help me Oprah Winfrey"
  • The Daytona 500 should move to prime time. Isn't that good for the sport?
  • Baylor women went to 30-0 last night after beating the Lady Aggies. But it was way too close for a moment.
  • The Tarrant County PR gal posted a pic (bottom of page) yesterday but I kind of giggled by the slight photo bomb of the defense lawyer in the background. 
  • We sure haven't heard much (if anything) about the results of the Traffic Ticket Warrant Roundup from this weekend.  I'm convinced that the program is a bluff. 
  • Is that "America's Deadliest Sniper" guy selling T-shirts? The Fan's Greg Williams wore this yesterday. First a book and now this? Has that crossed the line? 
  • For some crazy reason, I've got to be in court in Montague County this morning. I never go to Montague County.




50 comments:

RPM said...

Juan Pablo Montoya has officially hit every vehicle in NASCAR.

Anonymous said...

Hey Bubear...

Did you see where the guy that won the Cowtown marathon this weekend was DQ'd? Apparently he didn't register before the race. He ran with a bib of a friend who had decided not to run.

26 miles, 385 yards, and he ends up with a DQ Dilly Bar.

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
I normally do not like this type of girl but....
4.7 out of 5
She is hot hot hot.
GJ job BG!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Most Deadliest Sniper" is incorrect. He's the "Most Lethal Sniper"

Anonymous said...

That is a beautiful woman!

Anonymous said...

Tulip "bulbs"

Triple Fake... said...

Pretty much all "meh" today, except for RTG - who is awesome! Shapely AND natural

Pegged it on the bacon scale

Anonymous said...

Well I hear the Bridgeport cheerleader tryouts are in full swing. Not enough girls trying out to fill a varsity and JV squad. But as of today some girls are not being allowed to try out because they have no Physical on file. They would have one if they were athletes but they are not. Seems in their tryout packet that they signed that they would have one turned in by now. However, the all mighty cheer constitution says they have until actual tryouts to get a physical. So when your own rules don't match up... Punish the kids! One of these girls has her $$ physical but they won't accept in now. She has been a cheerleader since 7th grade, next year will be her Senior year! What a sad day when our school leaders have no common sense and can't see their own failings!
Re-read your Cheer Constitution and do the right thing for once and let these girls tryout! Relax, this is not That Hard to figure out!!!!!

wordkyle said...

Carney has numerous "greatest hits." One of his best was his assertion that Obama didn't kill the Keystone pipeline. Carney's only remarkable skill is his chutzpah -- he'll look a reporter in the eye and flatly deny Obama said something or took a position that's been recorded. He's got the "You gonna believe me or your lyin' eyes?" technique down pat.

BigTex said...

Barry, I am surprised you didn't post a pic of the marines putting their tongues down each others throats. The muslim Obama has made this country the laughing stock of the World.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/gay-marine-homecoming-kiss-goes-viral-172452159.html


Filthy liberals.

Anonymous said...

Did you not notice that the girl who was in the wreck in Fort Worth that hit the Tarrant County Justice center has passed away? Her death announcement is in the update.

Anonymous said...

America has got to get rid of Barack Obama. He is awful.

Anonymous said...

Nothing about your planking wife?

Being the prominent individual you are, you have to be embarrassed.

Anonymous said...

tell fenoglio's ghost fu if u c him..

Anonymous said...

Crazy reason to go to Montague county----$$$$$$$$. We know you Barry.

Jack Daniels said...

So, is Juan Pablo Montoya just an idiot or what?

Anonymous said...

You never go to Montague County. Go. There's no Wordkyle over there!

Anonymous said...

For some reason, I had to go to jury duty this morning, only to be told the guy who wanted the jury trial didn't show. How crazy is that? You WANT the jury trial, then you don't show? Dude---that warrant that was issued for your arrrest just cost you a chunk I would imagine! And.....thanks for wasting the time of 40+/- people for giving up their time to do their duty for YOU! Loser. Hope you enjoy some jailtime you deserve.

el chupacabra said...

My, Galveston IS lovely this time of year.

HarveyLee said...

Carney is an intern isn't he? Who is his mentor?

John Holmes' Ghost said...

For a second, I thought the randy girl pic was an old photo of my beloved, Denise Austin. I was almost impressed. That randy girl is still hot!

Anonymous said...

8:58.....if the girl has cheered since 7th grade, she and her parents have been thru this already and know the rule. Sounds like sour grapes to me.

Anonymous said...

8:58, wait while I mark that under who gives a F...

Anonymous said...

Big Tex, shower number 5 is ready for you at Loves.

Anonymous said...

BHS is out of control. I am not surprised by anything that place does. Please people somebody step up and run for school board. Our kids and our teachers deserve better.

Anonymous said...

10:14, shut up! He just helped add jobs!

wordkyle said...

1011 - There's no wordkyle in Wise County, either. (That I know of.)

Anonymous said...

Well, no tulips this year. Try a woody perennial.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Bridgeport cheerleader tryouts are in full swing because the guys tried out?

Anonymous said...

I work for a local law enforcement agency and we've arrested 46 people since Friday in the warrant round-up. We usually arrest @2-3 people for warrants during the same amount of time. The neighboring agencies are also making warrant arrests as part of the round-up. So keep telling yourself and your clients that its just a bluff. And don't be surprised if your clients call you from jail.

Anonymous said...

BG,

How do you feel about all kids going to college? Why would we want them all to go? Someone needs to drive the trucks, dig the ditches, etc... I think the colleges are a scam at best. Further indoctrination of our youth. Not everyone needs a college education.

Anonymous said...

8:58 needs a Midol

Anonymous said...

12:37 - Barry WANTS his clients to think the warrant round up is just a bluff.

Why? Because, as you know, a large percent of dope charges come from arrests made from traffic stops.

Speeding, traffic stop, warrant check, cuffy cuffy, search, dope, jail.

Presto Chango, Barry has another client to defend.

Stay Classy Counselor!

Anonymous said...

12;13pm--why don't YOU step-up and run for school board?

Anonymous said...

12:37 PM

I bet you're REAL proud of yourself...

Anonymous said...

9:28 Why would Barry be embarrassed by his wife planking? Takes a very physically fit person to plank. Oh wait, is this the chick who is obviously jealous that Barry settled down and married someone and it wasn't you?

Anonymous said...

Have you ever noticed that when people or animals die that most of the time we bury the bodies in the ground, but when plants die, we pull them out of the ground?

Double Fake Andy Rooney

Anonymous said...

12:17 Wordy - thank God! - everybody in Wise County would be "outSOURCED"........

Anonymous said...

I garrrunnntee those pathetic whiney azzed cheerleader parents in Bridgeport are full of crap. They act like a bunch of Democrats wanting everything for nothing because their too dumb to follow the set rules.

There's two sides to that story.

Anonymous said...

Did I hear correctly that the Ohio student shooter was bullied by the kids he shot?

Let that be a lesson to all bullies. Kids today are not going to put up with your crap like we did back in the day. Let this also be a lesson to the teachers and admin's at schools. You better start paying attention to those kids who are bullying others as to avoid situations like this.

Anonymous said...

Speak for yourself 2:51.

Idiot

Anonymous said...

It's simple really -
Get a ticket.
Pay the ticket OR fight the ticket in court OR claim your poor and request a payment plan or community service. REGARDLESS of how you do it just take care if it.
But when you bury your head in the sand and act like your little warrant will go away you are being IRRESPONSIBLE and IGNORANT. So to jail you may go.
I know it is hard for some to understand but it's the law. You have options you can take LONG before you find yourself in the backseat of a squadcar.
It's no ones fault but your own.

Anonymous said...

I've got more time than money anyhow, so screw 'em. I'll let them feed and house me at their expense for a few days. No sweat.

ANDY said...

AMEN 4:02
GLAD THEY ARE GETTING TAKEN CARE OF AND MAYBE THEY WILL LEARN.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like someones jealous they didn't get a special homecoming kiss.

Big Gay Tex

Anonymous said...

Wondering ---- do the football, basketball or soft/baseball teams have to sign a contract before they can try out for their sport? Why do cheerleaders or drill teams have to? Do band members have to? Seems a little biased that some do and others don't. Check with Title IX.

Anonymous said...

3:27pm, I'm interpreting your message as a THREAT to school teachers and administrators! Do you intend for your words to be a threat?

Anonymous said...

The JP's in Wise County don't get their arrest warrants activated. Won't give you time served or put the holds on you if you want to sit them out in jail at JP 2.
J P 1 rarely has court. They use the omnibase to collect money or you cannot renew your drivers license. You'll go to jail for driving with an invalid license, but never an unpaid traffic ticket for Jp cases in Wise Co. that are sent to omnibase.

RustyG said...

Greg Westfall, the editor of the Voice, is the defense lawyer. Classic photo bomb. I love it.

Anonymous said...

3:27
You need your a$$ kicked