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2.28.2012

I Wonder If It Has Turf?


At first I was kind of hacked off, but then I started thinking. If we are going to detain those people for over 10 years without giving them a trial because we can't prove they were terrorists, we might as well give them something to pass the time.

Story.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Spoken like a true liberal weenie.

Anonymous said...

I think your man Obama pledged to close it didn't he?

I guess playing soccer would be a better "something to do" than blowing up skyscrapers in major U. S. cities.

Anonymous said...

Yes, it has turf. Might be natural turf (also known as "grass") or artificial turf (known for some reason as simply "turf" by those unaware that grass is also turf).

Anonymous said...

Then give them a scorched Koran instead of a $750,000 soccer field.

Geeezzz :|

Anonymous said...

Guess if it is "turf", they'll need a pallet or two of Scott's Turf Builder to keep the turf healthy and green.

Anonymous said...

How bout we just free them. After 10yrs, and we can't even prove if they are terrorists or not...? Isn't that kind of illegal?

Anonymous said...

Somehow being captured on the battlefield makes me think that they are at the very least "enemy combatants" and deserve staying in jail until the end of the war.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet if it was in decatur, they would be talking about turf.

Anonymous said...

Opinion

Ken Hughes and Rusty White are some full fledged flakes.

Anonymous said...

Why do they need a soccer field? I thought you could count water boarding as recreation.

Sean Elliott's Dirty Dead Kidney said...

I believe the Taliban outlawed soccer, kite flying and other forms of entertainment when they ruled Afghanistan. Accidental PsyOps with this new football pitch?

wordkyle said...

171 detainees, to be exact. Many of them are still there because of their lawyers.

In February 2009 Obama signed an EO to close Gitmo. (Another law selectively enforced.) So three of those ten years belong to him.

Anonymous said...

You'd think they'd be tired of playing with balls by now.

Mama Mia! said...

Like!

Anonymous said...

Screw them and their camel-smelling prophet.

DF George S. Patton

Katy Anders said...

I'm rooting for them to win the World Cup.

Anonymous said...

They've tried to release several of the "detainees" but no country will take them. Some were far from actual combatants. Some really nasty guys should be tried and imprisoned but no U.S. community wants the trial or too house them in their prison. What a mess.

Anonymous said...

Why don't we just close Guantanamo and let them all go free right there in Cuba. That would cost nothing.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to play in Barry's turf.



Rage

Anonymous said...

How about they free us? We'll have to pay the millions in reparations when this shit is finally settled. This country has started to suck so bad, that we don't even know what or where to suck first.

Anonymous said...

The shoild have been questioned at 35,000 feet over the Atlantic then pushed out.....

Anonymous said...

I vote we put them on a plane with a parachute shove them out over Iraq or even Iran then level that whole dust pit along with Afghanistan with one great big nuke. Problem solved!

Anonymous said...

Today...the shirts beat the skins 2-0.

Anonymous said...

4:12

The skins have filed a formal protest.