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1.13.2012

You White People Better Step It Up


I mentioned that the overall figure was 43%, but I had no idea the Caucasian faith was smaller than a mustard seed.

Source.

25 comments:

Katy Anders said...

Loaded quesiton.

The question should come third:

1. Do you believe in divine intervention?
2. If yes, do you believe that the divine force that is intervening would have an interest in the outcome of football games?
3. Do you believe that the divine force intervening in football would be pro-Tebow?

Oh, and there would be a "Press 1 for English" option on the front end.

Anonymous said...

Divine intervention literally means that a divine being is engaging in specific acts to make Tim Tebow win football games. Are there no Christians on the opposing teams? Is Tim Tebow a "better" Christian in the divine being's eyes? Is this divine being, who apparently has the power to impact a football game, not interested in the suffering of little children, or innocents about to be murdered or a family that in moments will be killed by a drunk driver? Etc. Etc.

The Mexican Authorities said...

¡Madre de dios! ¡Jesús ama a Tim Tebow mucho!

Anonymous said...

This divine intervention is (some) of Tebow's athletic activities is ludicrous. Where was the "intervention" in the 3 December games Tebow lost? Did the field goal kicker ask for the same interventions when he kicked the winning points? How about the hiker and holder? The blockers, runners and receivers? And where will the interventionist be when Brady and New England get a hold of Tebow this weekend.

Hogwash!

Anonymous said...

Who gives a F who he is or what he does or what his opinion is on any subject?

I don't.

Anonymous said...

I have no problem with saying that someone has made the most out of a God-given talent (in contrast, there are some people out there who have a God-given talent and never use it).

But I've always thought that God doesn't like it when you come to Him in prayer and ask for tacky things — like scoring points in a football game.

Football, to me, is nothing but a business, and I really think equating it with religion and spirituality is kind of crass. It's just a game, after all.....why not pray before you play your Xbox?

Anonymous said...

Just an aside, but can you imagine the Iron Will it takes a virgin man to have access to some awfully hot women (like the girl in this photo) and not give in to your natural desires and inclinations?

I'm a Christian too, but all I can say is that Tebow has got a lot more discipline than I do!

Remote Controller said...

Who is Tim Tebow?

Anonymous said...

I had no idea the Caucasian faith was smaller than a mustard seed.

The mustard seed when sown becomes greater than all the others. So get to sowing.

Anonymous said...

???

Anonymous said...

11:28 - maybe he's a gay Christian?

Anonymous said...

Do I believe that his success is a divine intervention of God? The answer to that question is no, but I believe that God blesses those that are disciples of him. Tebow works just as hard or harder than anyone in the game and that is why he is successful. He also wants to win and that goes a long way as well.

Notanelephant said...

Wow Barry! You actually have some intelligent folks on here today as well as some witty ones.
Rest assured that no sooner than you post this comment we'll here from WordKyle or some other winger fanatic.
Jus' sayin.

Anonymous said...

Divine Intervention is an awesome Slayer album

Gary the Graboid said...

BG, when do we get to see a picture of you Tebowing after getting an NG verdict?

Remote Controller said...

I work really hard on my abs, but divine intervention doesn't make them a six pack..... I must not be doing the tebowing right

Anonymous said...

I like to give myself credit for all my talents.

After all it wasn't some GD "God" person who got off their a## and did something with my life.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why all those niggers that think god gives Tebow all that success aren't pissed that he doesn't give them some jobs. (or brains)

Triple Fake... said...

that's not NFL QB model/actress girlfriend-quality material he's with there. Even an atheist (or Jeff Garcia) can do better than that

Anonymous said...

Nice mustard seed reference. Your old Sunday school teacher would be proud of you.

You need to check out the Jimmy Fallon clip of Tim Tebow/David Bowie doing Bowie's Space Oddity.

Anonymous said...

Has God set the over-under on the Denver vs NE game yet? Let me know so I can get my bet down before St. Peter. He always hogs all the action.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

2:07 The pride of Wise County.

Anonymous said...

Hey 5:38----------------------

2:07 here,

I don't even live in Wise County.

People smart enough to see that niggers are by and large losers and a drag on our society are everywhere. Your stupid little redneck county ain't special

Anonymous said...

2:07 & 5:38
Typical non Wise residents argueing the merits of living in Wise County. As usual to this blog, they don't have a f***ing clue as to life in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:53,----------

Let me guess, Montague County, dumb A#@ Cracker....