10.14.2011

Drug Signs Are Up In Newark


The Los Zeta Mexican Drug Cartel announced they would move all operations to New Fairview. Proclaimed, "We don't want no problems."

Edit: Oops. It's Rhome. Not Newark. The Zetas apologize for this error.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

That would be Rhome, not Newark......our drugs are not as good as Newark stuff.

Anonymous said...

My belt will do a better job of keeping my kids off drugs than this dumb sign ever will!

Anonymous said...

This is in Rhome, and my kid was recently offered a joint in the park, who do I sue?

Anonymous said...

Now we know why the Boys sign shop moved to Rhome! $$$$$cha ching$$$$$$

Anonymous said...

Rhome did this. Newark's economy depends on drugs.

Anonymous said...

Keep on smokin' that dope Rhome!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, we solved that drug problem. Praise Jesus!

Anonymous said...

I just smoked a bowl behind the Rhome Dairy Queen.

Anonymous said...

This continued anti-drug thing just goes to show how dumb we are as a society.

How our government, in this day and age, can't realize that we are tired of big brother telling us how to live our lives?

Anonymous said...

Were Drugs or Alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

Amazing how the freedom loving drug users ignore the slavery that it creates; and the kidnappings and the torture and the murder and the children sold into the sex trade and the.....well, on and on.
Every time you purchase an illegal drug you support all of the above.
You are free to use at the expense of others who have no choice. How does THAT freedom feel?

Anonymous said...

They need to put one at the Rhome trailer park. The double wide meth haven on 114.

Anonymous said...

No drugs? At all? Seriously? Does Grandpa have to go down to the police station and turn in his high blood pressure medication, and either move somewhere else or die? I'm just reading the sign, that's all. ZERO TOLERANCE MEANS YOU, GRANDPA.

Anonymous said...

11:10, that's s why I grow my own! It supports the local economy. I buy my potting soil from TSC, the planters from DG, and the light bulbs from Munn's.

Anonymous said...

Another reason why Rhome gets Taylor made graphics, and Decatur gets the CVS!

Anonymous said...

Alcohol IS a drug. This just shows the double standard of Rhome. If they were serious, then they would shut down their liquor stores, pull beer and wine from the convenience stores, and there would be NO local option for the liquor sales at Love's truck stop on their November ballot. But hey, Rhome gets sales tax off this drug so that makes it okay. The war on drugs continues.

Anonymous said...

I find that drugs really help me out when I prepare to apply The Shocker.



The Backdoor Intruder

Anonymous said...

Those signs are a waste of taxpayer money.

Anonymous said...

Just something else for teens to steal.

Anonymous said...

so who is winning this war on drugs..?

Anonymous said...

The sign maker, that's who! Job security!

Anonymous said...

The pharmacy will have to leave Rhome now.

Anonymous said...

The City Council needs a hit off a fat blunt!