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10.11.2011

I Need A Ruling Here



This is dumb, right? Even for college kids. You take a touchpick and jab it in your head, snort a line of salt, take a shot of tequila, and then squirt lime juice in your eyes. Good times?

What's next? Set yourself on fire?

Finally, unless that guy wants to be on the Gay or Not Gay segment on The Ticket, he needs to put a shirt on. The only thing saving him right now is that there's a girl in the room.

And, is it just me, or does the guy running the camera sound like the Giggling Anderson Cooper from a couple of weeks back?

16 comments:

King Luther Martin said...

White boys...

Anonymous said...

Marines are dumb.

Rage

Anonymous said...

A couple of thoughts:

One… Aside from the toothpick, that looks like it might be an effective (albeit unpleasant) treatment for a sinus condition.

Two… It occurs to me that these guys are likely future members of the so-called “99%.” You can hate the rich “1%” all you want. But I still believe we live in a country where your fate is in your own hands. That said, I’m not sure your ultimate fate will be all that lucrative when your idea of fun is to stab yourself with toothpicks and squirt lime juice in your eyes. Just sayin’…

Anonymous said...

Kids are stupid now days...thanks MTV for bringing us the jackass generation...

Anonymous said...

Not college kids. Those are US Marines. Jarheads thru and thru. Since they think it would be gay to actually measure body parts in front of each other, they resort to pain and see who can take it best.

Overall it is excellent training for running on a beach to get shot and keep moving.

Semper Fi.

Anonymous said...

Come on 2012...we are doomed.

Anonymous said...

10:35 You are probably correct on point #1 but point #2 you are way off on the 99%. It's not about hating the rich. The "fate" part I will have to agrre with you on.

Danny Boy said...

Were they drinking Brawndo?

Anonymous said...

dutchie shots.......cousin brought that back from the dutch soldiers in iraq back in 2006'ish.....

Anonymous said...

11:23

Its not hating the rich it is pure jealousy. They (the 99%ers)want what someone else has, without having to earn it themselves.

Anonymous said...

I think you said you need a ruling.........

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Anonymous said...

was drugs r alkehol involved?

Anonymous said...

They are in training in case they get captured by the enemy and are tortured.

Anonymous said...

I think gay guys would have better sense than this.

Anonymous said...

3:15

You tell me.....sure seems like you are!

Anonymous said...

There's our educated kids hard at work, right there! Dumb butts... I bet there is proud parents somewhere. I'm enbarrassed for them.