10.12.2011

Meet A Criminal Mastermind


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So let me get this straight. Unsolicited, he goes to an apartment complex, pretends to be a doctor, offers free breast exams, and two chicks actually bite on the ruse? Really? Not a single thing struck them as just a tad bit off? A little unusual? I would have been fired as the 911 operator because I would have thought I was being punk'd.

Sure, I can see this working when Obamacare goes into full effect and we all have a free doctor on call at all times, but in 2006? Come on, ladies.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those two women who fell for this door-to-door scam should be arrested too for being dumber than a box of rocks.

Anonymous said...

Hell, at 81, you have got to admire his spunk.

Anonymous said...

Boob addiction is a disease. He should be found not guilty by 'reason of insanititties'.

Anonymous said...

Hell, at 81, you have got to admire his spunk.

He spunked on them?

Rage

Anonymous said...

" Honey....Remind me to burn that Halloween Costume from College...says here, some guy got arrested for doing basically the same thing......He only got two takers though.......LOSER"

DF Frat Boy

RPM said...

I'm surprised The Backdoor Intruder didn't think of this.

Anonymous said...

He used live in Wise County!
No one complained!
May have saved some lives

Anonymous said...

dad?

Anonymous said...

allkeyhol?

The Donald said...

In his defense, he does still make house calls...

And to a lot of patients, it's the 'personal touch' that counts.

Anonymous said...

Was that a Sr. Apt? No pics please.

Anonymous said...

This gives me a great idea!

I was thinkin about opening a Gynecology office with a drive through window for lickity Split service.

Anonymous said...

He looks unhappy.

Anonymous said...

pawn stars guy?

Anonymous said...

Attention: Free Breast Exams thru the end of the year at Rhome Fire Dept, Medick station.

Anonymous said...

If he would have thrown in a Shocker they might not have brought charges.


The Backdoor Intruder

Anonymous said...

Another in the column of "why didn't I think of that?"!!

Loosey Doosey said...

Ain't no old man without a smile on his face going to feel me up ever!