9.26.2011

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?


The good news: Lockheed Martin needs the sale since it announced layoffs today.

The bad news: That collective "Say, what?" you heard came from Israel.

Story.

19 comments:

Adolph Oliver Bush said...

They should have a remote control off switch that we control.

Anonymous said...

I hear that instead of jet engines, they are being built with V-6s, but a custom paint job is an option.

Double Fake Tom Bishop

Anonymous said...

Eh, we've been selling to both sides for decades. Hell, the only country in the world that flies F-14's is Iran. That's why all of the displays on various carriers have been stripped of their engines and various usable parts--so they aren't scrapped or stolen or somehow sold on the black market to Iran.

That's OK, our new F-22's (and soon, F-35's) can easily shoot down an older F-16.


Then, after we've shot them down or they defected to other Arab countries like Iraq's last air force, we'll give the next leader of Iraq even more money, which they can spend on even more planes and equipment.

Hell, it's just corporate welfare with an intermediary. But wordkyle won't comp-lain about that kind of thing like he will when an American citizen who needs a hand. He was probably the one clapping when Ron Paul said to kill all the uninsured people.

Rage

The Israeli Authorities said...

We actually have a side deal with Lockheed. They pay us a cool ten mil for every Iraqi F-16 we shoot down so L-M can sell the Iraqis a replacement. So everybody wins (except for Goose bin Laden and Muhammed Maverick).

Anonymous said...

i'd be willing to bet the good ol' USA is paying for the SOB. just like everything else over there.

Anonymous said...

Obammy hates the janitors...I mean the Jews.

KatyDid said...

Wait... They're the good guys now, right?
I mean, we got rid of the evildoers.

Anonymous said...

Was the same question asked when Obammy and Holder dreamed up Operation Fast and Furious?

Anonymous said...

Anybody still believe Obammy is a Christian?

Anonymous said...

Rage, That wasn't WorkdKyle clapping. It was me.

Double Fake Colin Powell said...

Sure, KatyDid, just like with that Libyan nimrod, you know, when Bush Jr. kissed his ass and made up, and see where we are with that shiate now?

Rage, if you are the real Rage, I love you, son ......but, those F-35's will only be able to do it AFTER their wing problem is fixed. Otherwise, we'll just be losing more pilots.

Good gawd, when will this madness stop? Probably never.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can get Iraq to wage war on Iran again. That last time was good for offing a couple million ragheads

Anonymous said...

this is how we get back some of those missing billions$$ in cash that came up..uh..missing..wtf?

Anonymous said...

I don't think you understand.

Lockheed Martin wants everybody to wage more war. That's good for Lockheed Martin.

el chupacabra said...

I think Iran is the one saying, "Say WHAT?!" with the announcement that Israel is taking delivery of 55 5000 pound bunker buster bombs from the US.



The fun never stops...

Anonymous said...

Had a friend that went to work at L M ;had him drilling some holes in a stack of plates.Boss came by a couple hours later to check on him and he said he needed more.Boss said,fool they are suposed to last a week.Wonder why they're always behind?union job.

Anonymous said...

We have a idiot in the White House!!

Austin said...

In 2009, outside of Baghdad, I watched a Colonel train the Iraqi Army on how to use M1 Abram Tanks. He told me the US military had just sold a few dozen to the Iraqi Army.

Now it sounds like we are helping them build an air force.

Its not as bad as it sounds. The Iraqis thoroughly hate Iran. So in a pickle they might actually stand and fight against the Iranians.

Maybe

Anonymous said...

Iraq buying F-16's and supposedly not posing a threat to Israel is like Hitler buying bagles to support the Jewish cause. Since Obama is leaning toward the Muslim culture and turning his back on some of our more important allies in the Mid-East, Israel is going to be squeezed into a position where they must make a stand. Making them look like the bad guys. When this happens, will the U.S back Isreal or Palestine? My money is on Palestine. That will create a war in the Mid-East that makes the current wars there look like an Easter social. You folks who never voted before, knew anything about politics and voted for Brother Osama Obama strictly because of his ethnic status should be proud. You wanted change? Well, you have change. Any Christian worth his salt knows the Bible says that the great battle will be fought in the desert, It also says that Israel cannot be destroyed. God will rebuild it.
You better get ready for some REAL change if there is a major war between those countries.