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- I only half watched the Cowboy game last night but you should only be awarded half a win if you kick six field goals with no touchdowns.
- Nothing helps Tony Romo's image more than yelling at teammates. And, boy, did he have reason to yell last night. Had any of those receivers seen a playbook before?
- Heard on radio: His center looked like an automatic pitching machine whose timing mechanism was malfunctioning.
- I had already forgotten how much the new Cowboys Stadium looks like Texas Stadium if the shot is from a blimp, at night, and with the roof open.
- The feds are always going after porn cases but this metroplex guy is not your typical internet downloader.Sheesh.
- Our local DA's office has indicted some very elderly woman who has difficulty walking to the bench at a docket call. I'm not sure what they accused her of, but the defense lawyers have the best time looking at the prosecutors and shaking their heads every time her case is called.
- A sixteen year old boy is held by his stepfather while his mom disciplines him with a stick? Then the boy puts the stepdad in a choke hold and he dies? Fort Worth police are investigating.
- Posting will be a little slow today because I'm in a DWI trial. A weird one at that. I might run the facts past you guys later.
- Mrs. LL is about to get the Gangsta Family Sedan back. I think she's a little nervous of driving it again. And I don't like how much she has enjoyed the extended cab truck she's been driving.
- Watch Rick Perry dance with a bunch of Rabbis last year. I'm serious.
- Texas Tech student fell to his death over the weekend. Lots of college students end up dead because of falls.
- Ashlee Simpson throwing down a "Hey, Now" in Cabo.
- Any hardline conservative who thinks Herman Cain has even a chance at getting the Republican nomination is delusional (or in denial.)
- I'm hearing Nancy Grace had a Janet Jackson like wardrobe malfunction on Dancing With The Star last night. This truly will be a decision on my part which is the equivalent of deciding whether to look at a car wreck.
37 comments:
RTG: Is Janet Mason (porn star)
Ashley is waay hot, but that father of hers is a friggin creeper. I bet he has tried to thumb her at least once.
Herman Cain: Well, The Railroad Commission is corrupt as hell, nuff said. ♫
Get rid of Mrs LL's car. It is cursed now. Why did it take so long to be reaired? Wow.
I agree about your assesment that Herman Cain winning the Republican nomination. I don't think the country is ready for it's first black President. He is catching on with the rascist Tea Party and independents and that will doom his chances. But wouldn't it be fun to watch the media have to defend their boy against a real black man.
My bad, Herman Cain is the nigger that worked at a pizza joint. Michael Williams is the nigger that runs the Railroad commission. Geez, I'm gettin niggeritis of the brain!!! ♫
Nancy Grace wardrobe malfunction was because of bouncing boobs! One finally fell out during the jive! She needs a costume without any clevage if she is going to be bouncing up and down!
Bacon Scale
2 out 5
She is ok
I love her hair color
redheads rock
To steal a nickname from another long-ago NFL team - the Cardiac Cowboys. Two games & both decided in the closing moments.
Re Ms Simpson: Daddy would be proud. Heck, he is probably there in his Speedo. Strange dude. Always something icky about how he commented on his daughters' attributes.
My Other Brother Darryl
-Any hardline conservative who thinks ....
Should it read -Anyone who thinks...??
Someone just likes saying hard.....line conservative.
Unfortunate about the Tech student. That parking garage is brand new, completed within the last several months. Poor-choice-of-words of the day, from that story: "A school vice president told the newspaper a friend dropped Vanstory off at his apartment that night"
So what's your point regarding the old chick? You can break the law if you are old? I wouldn't doubt she is faking disability to get sympathy from the Court anyway. It worked with you....
that elderly lady in the courtroom is my grandma and she has very bad pain in her joints and the only thing that helps without making her sick is pot, so she was growing her own so as to not be contributing to the drug dealers or having to deal with them, but the cops got wind of grandma's herb and decided to make an example out of her.she could go to jail for 2 years man..wtf is wrong with this pic..?
What is your reasoning behind Herman Cain not having a chance at the GOP nomination?
Something wrong with him? Something wrong with the Republican primary voters?
I know he is an outsider but sometimes an outsider wins.
I would rather Perry dance with the Jews than be in bed with the Muslims.
Your dead on about Cain. After Obama, we will have a gay Mexican rodeo clown for President before another black man.
Whatever search term you used to find today's Random Girl (woman) please feel free to use it again whenever you want.
The D A is waisting time and tax dollars prosecuting the elderly woman.
What ever happen to common sense, and in the interest of justice.
Oh yeah, we elected them...
She is charged with
HINDER APPREHENSION PROSECUTION KNOWN FELON, the boyfriend of her grandaughter. The boyfriend was extridicted to Oklahoma, already held there a few months and released!
Done and over with.
what? no one got a picture of the massive truck fire/accident
north of Alvord last night? traffic was backed up forever. it lit up the sky and no report on the messenger. wow
Jeez, she's wearin' enough metal to start a scrapyard.
American Airlines is set to file bankruptcy, and close the Alliance base. There go North Texas jobs that pay any decent wages and benefits. Thank You Perry, Obama, and AMR BOD.
I must know if her hair is really red.
Re-airing Ms. LL's car does not make it cursed.
9:59 wtf is wrong with this pic..?
YO GRUNT'N GRANNY WAS GROWING POT!
Why didn't go get the prescription kind?
12:40 Who cares! It will eliminate Union Jobs. BYE BYE!
LMAO that's the best news I've heard all day! WOO WOO
If American Airlines files bankruptcy, will they have to stop paying big bonuses to management?
12:40...
Karma's a bitch. ♫
so grandma was growing weed and hindering apprehension of a felon..wow, go grandma!
Not delusional about Herman Cain, just hopeful.
1. Dick Perry can't clap in rhythm.
2. Dick Perry and those short little Jewish fellers remind me of Gandalf and the Hobbits at Bilbo Baggins' birthday celebration. The candles represent the fireworks Pippin and Merry accidentally set off.
3. Dick Perry ain't no Gandalf, nor is he POTUS material. He's just a doofus.
Randy Girl - Is that Dina Meyer? HOT
Your know what they say about redheads... Red on top...
nancy lets see them teets
I had a woman like that (RTG), but she slipped through my hands...
Yes it will 1:44, and that will include a lot of Vietnam, Korea, and other vets, some of whom are currently serving in the Gulf doing aircraft repair to keep dumb@sses like you safe.
Bet it wasn't Granny's first toot.Like to know her name she's in my age group.
4:38
You know waaaaay too much about Lord of the Rings to be talkin' on this man blog.
Why would you expect the Messenger to cover a truck fire/auto accident near Alvord. It doesn't involve education, government, or something that will discredit a public servant volunteering their time to try to improve the education of young people. It is a shame that when a public servant stands up for the ENTIRETY of the constiuency, they are rideculed and smeared by a MINORITY of the constiuency, with little or no public support for those being defended. But sadly, not only in Wise County.
didn't grandma see the signs in rhomme?
@1:36pm > I guess it's one of those blow up cars and needed a bunch of patches!!!
9:34 Surely those union AA employees at Alliance will be able to find another gig where they can play dominos 6 to 7 hours a day.
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