9.20.2010

Big Tex Looks Like He's In Critical Condition This Morning

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Big Tex will be OK cause he's a "stand up" kinda guy.

Anonymous said...

I need 1,000,000cc Ringer's Lactate STAT!

Triple Fake "I'm not a doctor, but I played one on TV."
or
"No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Anonymous said...

Nothing that a corn dog and some fried butter won't fix.

Anonymous said...

What's that lump in his pants? "Little Big Tex"?

Anonymous said...

He ate too much of that fried food---cardiac arrest!

Anonymous said...

Dude is old...it was only a matter of time..

Anonymous said...

Obammy's death panel is going to determine his fate.

CT said...

LMAO 4:38!!!!

wait..that probably is truer than we think!!! SCARY!!!

Anonymous said...

You should see the Edgar Bergen that goes with him...

Anonymous said...

It looks like they are going to perform some plastic surgery on him.

Anonymous said...

Fried butter is so last year, this year the thing is fried beer...