Big Tex will be OK cause he's a "stand up" kinda guy.
I need 1,000,000cc Ringer's Lactate STAT!Triple Fake "I'm not a doctor, but I played one on TV."or"No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
Nothing that a corn dog and some fried butter won't fix.
What's that lump in his pants? "Little Big Tex"?
He ate too much of that fried food---cardiac arrest!
Dude is old...it was only a matter of time..
Obammy's death panel is going to determine his fate.
LMAO 4:38!!!!wait..that probably is truer than we think!!! SCARY!!!
You should see the Edgar Bergen that goes with him...
It looks like they are going to perform some plastic surgery on him.
Fried butter is so last year, this year the thing is fried beer...
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