5.03.2010

Your Day Is Not This Bad (With a Huge Edit)

I wonder if the "negotiator" ever thinks to himself, "Sheesh, this guy really does have a horrible life." Uh oh. He's naked. http://www.star-telegram.com/2010/05/03/2159505/fort-worth-police-negotiating.html Edit: A Fort Worth working loyal reader sends along these pics! Oh, my!

27 comments:

wordkyle said...

Send Sergeant Riggs up to talk him down.

Anonymous said...

Dude!

I question whether this report is true.
Consider me a Skeptic or just another Idiot!

Not much difference.

Anonymous said...

So skeptics are idiots? I need to inform you that I am with a major Nigerian Bank and will transfer 23 million dollars to you bank account if you send me the administration fee of $750 to complete the wire transactions!

Double Fake BsG MoM said...

Barry Stephen Green!

Get down from that tall building right this instance and put your clothes back on!

Just you wait till your father gets home!!!

-Love,
Double Fake BSG's Mom

Anonymous said...

This is definitely true, we can see it right outside the offices here downtown off of Forest Park. He is accross from Montgomery Plaza, he keeps kneeling down and then crawling to the other end. Definitely starting to get a sunburn too.

Anonymous said...

LOL that is hilarious. I'm thinking some heavy duty drugs and or alcohol is involved.

Ernie said...

Maybe and hopefully its Denny Crane, he seems a bit edgy now days.

Anonymous said...

This guy will never get another date once his limitations are revealed to the world.

What a sad situation.

I wonder what his grand children would say!

Anonymous said...

This guy reminds me: ever noticed when you're stoned you can totally hear better?
Also, when you first start getting high you get the munchies like mad, but later you never get them that bad only maybe a little more hungry if you already need to eat.
Why is that?

Anonymous said...

That is definitely not Obama.


I think it Dangle, tho.

Anonymous said...

My guess was that his house was actually too ugly!

Janet said...

Wow, I just hope he comes to his senses in time to smile for his jail intake photos...

Anonymous said...

Why did he pick that sign?

Anonymous said...

When I approved the unveiling of our new ad campaign, this is NOT what I had in mind.

Don Draper
VP of Marketing

Anonymous said...

Wait till this rain cloud moves in there!!! He may come down then!

Anonymous said...

Dude. Really?

Anonymous said...

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Naked-Man-Dancing-on-Billboard-Stops-Traffic--88659122.html

same thing happened on March 19 in Fort Worth. Maybe the guy loves to hang in the wind!!

Anonymous said...

3:53, you must have ESP. The Star-Telegram just reported that he came down. According to the S-T, he decided to come down when they mentioned rain was coming.

Anonymous said...

"I'm going to pee on you man...seriously. Look at the angle of my dangle and think...", said the psychotic billboard dancer.

"Do you feel lucky punk....well.....do ya????", said Dirty Harry.

Film at 10.

Double Fake Greg Gumble, who turned sixty-fooo today

Anonymous said...

It would be sad if the last thing he was famous for was showing off his shortcomings.


double fake David Niven

Anonymous said...

"I phart in your general direction", said the Frenchman defending the castle by launching cows with his catapult.

Double Fake Monty "Python" Reed

Anonymous said...

That white boy ain't got nuttin' on me.....lol.

Harry Cox, BIG Harry Cox

Anonymous said...

I never thought the idiot would actually do it. Can someone loan me a hundred bucks?

DF Dangler's ex-best friend

Anonymous said...

"Huge edit".

I'm thinking......thimble sized.

Double Fake Betsy Ross

Anonymous said...

Spank me.....PLEASE!!!...I've been a baaaaad boy Abbot.

Double Fake Lou Costello

Anonymous said...

He can't read. He thought the sign said "We buy ugly hoses". He is looking for the money. I think he got "short" changed.

Anonymous said...

his problem got much smaller when the weather got cooler...