2.24.2010

The Silliest Car On The Road Is Dead

Link. (And in unrelated news, a killer whale has lived up to its name at SeaWorld in Florida.)

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man I sure could use a hummer right now.

Anonymous said...

You'd think the NFL would purchase the automaker, makes sense to me.

Quincy C.

Anonymous said...

I was always told by the green weenies that it was a SUV.

Anonymous said...

Quinthy, Is that you? I thought jailbirds weren't allowed to use the internet.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh. What will the white trash (read: all of you) Wise Countians use to show off their vehicular wealth? Will they have to slum it and go back to buying Escalades?

Anonymous said...

"Biniak told WKMG that the whale, named Tilikum, or Telly for short, does not typically have a trainer in its tank because it is too large.

Tilikum is a nearly 30-year-old, 12,300-pound bull orca."

There are several words/phrases in there that should raise red flags, namely: too large...orca...bull...12,300 pound.

Anonymous said...

You gotta love the catfish!!

Anonymous said...

What will douche bags aspire to drive now?

Anonymous said...

I guess the poor dumb azz {3:50} will still be driving or pushing his note lot 1980 Ford escort

Anonymous said...

On the rare occasion that an Orca has killed an attendant/trainer, I have never heard what the disposition of the animal would be. Anyone know? Not to be callous to the deceased worker, but it seems to me that putting down a wild animal for doing what comes naturally is overreacting. Am I wrong?

My Other Brother Darryl

ps - If it was a domesticated animal (pit bull), put it down. Just my opinion.

Anonymous said...

3:50, actually only a modest percentage of people on this blog are in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

3:50, My Ford 450 can kick your Prius ass.

Danny Boy said...

I heard once that if you go into the animals natural surroundings it's not an attack. You were simply trespassing in their environment. The exact reason I can't feel sorry for anyone who trains a KILLER WHALE!!!

This KILLER WHALE has attacked inthe past, but the guy was trespassing. The animal should be given a treat and told to enjoy his day!

Anonymous said...

Just another sign that America has seen its best days.

Noevadeaux said...

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

Anonymous said...

How does one vehicle kick another in the ass?

Anonymous said...

is killer whale best when fried, baked or broiled..???

RPM said...

3:51 wins.

Anonymous said...

Someone here is always saying "Well, we're not running out of people. Just wonderin' are running out of Killer Whale trainers yet?
Seriously, ABC News reported the orca came from a trade with Canada and was for breeding only.

Anonymous said...

the Orca that killed the trainer had previously killed another trainer. It was not supposed to be allowed around humans and had "supposedly" quarantined.
Somebody...to say the least....goofed.

Need a new case B.G.? Awesome lawsuit pending.

Perry Mason

Anonymous said...

OOOOOppppssss.
I made a mistake in the earlier post when I stated the Orca had been involved in a previous death......
Here is an a portion of an article about the Orca involved.

".......ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- A veteran SeaWorld trainer was leisurely rubbing a killer whale from a poolside platform when the 12,000-pound creature reached up, grabbed her with its mouth and dragged her underwater. Despite workers rushing to help, the trainer was killed.

Horrified visitors who had stuck around after a noontime show watched the animal charge through the pool with the trainer in its jaws. Workers used nets as an alarm sounded, but it was too late. Dawn Brancheau had drowned. It marked the third time the animal had been involved in a human death....."

TWO previous deaths and Seaworld was allowing a human to be in contact with the whale.........


DAAAHHHHHH

Anonymous said...

this will make those idiots in newark rethink that boat ramp crap!

Wise resident said...

Telly's remains will probably go to feeding the rest of the zoo, but will we really ever know.

Anonymous said...

We're diggin up Telly Savalez?

Who loves ya baby?

Anonymous said...

Th silliest lawyer in town is gay!

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Re: KILLER whale

"He's just drunk... that's all."

;) to triple fake