2.24.2010

Fat Chick's Fat Saves Her From Bullet -- Vows To Get Fatter

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. A Florida woman says her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier says she heard two pops when she walked into Herman’s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police say Frazier was an innocent bystander. Detective Lt. Charles Love says the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket. The suspect remains at large. Frazier tells The Press of Atlantic City she had been “hollering” how she wanted to lose weight. She now says “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.” And to think all the Random Girls would be dead if they had taken a bullet like that.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obammy is waging a war on obesity so that ghetto chillren won't be bullet proof.

Anonymous said...

I bet the casino loves to see her in their establishment. She sounds like a very shrewd gambler. What are the odds she's gonna get shot at - and hit - again?
Oh, wait...it's New Jersey. Never mind!

Anonymous said...

Note to self: get bigger gun.

Anonymous said...

I think your 20 year old random girls would be safe provided the bullet came in a little higher. Of course everyone in the area would be coated in silicone.

Nipsy Russell said...

8.5

Anonymous said...

Both the victim and the shooter remain at large.

Anonymous said...

Nipsy,

You always did kill me. Especially the bits with Dean.

Funny as hell.

“I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”

No doubt, she can do it! She looks like a very consistant, dedicated woman.

Anonymous said...

Using strictly the patch on the fat chick's stomach as a forensics/trajecory marker, it seems safe to say that most of the Women of Random Thoughts wouldn't even have been hit in the first place, had they been standing in the same spot in which this woman was standing.

Anonymous said...

Great comment, 9:37!

Anonymous said...

Looks like the typical Obama voter to me.

Anonymous said...

FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Get on your bikes and ride!

Anonymous said...

sittin on da toliet..!

Anonymous said...

I wus just lookin for my baby daddy and then WHAM...da shit hit da fan.

Anonymous said...

Me loves me some hot chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Didn't they find part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich under one of our boobs?

Anonymous said...

Hypothetical - would you rather hit that or Snowboots Baker?

Anonymous said...

Barry why is it every time you show something about black people its something negative. I'm started to wonder about you.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if she wasn't such a huge target, the bullet would have missed altogether. No matter, she'll die early due to poor health habits.

Anonymous said...

dayuuum, dis lil mama a DIME PIECE!!! (just kidding.)

Anonymous said...

Or...lose some weight and just skip the part about going to bars near casinos at 1:30 AM.

Anonymous said...

Forget the notion that if she was not so big, the bullet would have sailed on by without hitting her, and she'd be just fine.

Anonymous said...

You can take the nigger out of the hood...

Anonymous said...

Think Rex would pull the trigger if that got loose?

Anonymous said...

There wasn't anyone else in the doorway with that chitling eater.Doors ain't big.DAGO

Anonymous said...

i bet she gots a smell dat would run a buzzard off a gut wagon.